Percy Jackson Jokes

Mortal

Q:What type of person would you be if you were mortal?
Jason: Probably a preppy jock.
Piper: I'd be his girlfriend. I'd be a cheerleader so that we could be the cliche couple.
Hazel: I'd be in middle school so i would only know Nico. But I'd be the quiet girl.
Annabeth: I'd obviously be the nerd who hates girly crap. I might do sports as long as it didn't interfere with my education.
Percy: They're telling me to say that I'd be the rebel. I'm okay with that if I get a motorcycle. Those are fun! And yes I've ridden one for those who doubt me *cough* Jason *cough* Wise girl and I would be dating, we'd be the odd couple I guess.
Piper: Look at nerdy girl Annabeth going out with the rebel! I can imagine her smacking Percy because he forgot to wear a helmet.
Nico: I've been told that I am the emo kid.
Thalia: You are the emo kid. And I'm the punk chick.
Frank: I'd be the klutzy dork who somehow becomes friends with guys like Percy.
Leo: I don't really care as long as I have a hot mortal girlfriend who like my jokes!
Frank: Not gonna happen. Unless we go to a school inhabited by your insane fangirls.
Leo: Okay, insult me but don't insult my girls!!
Frank: Someone's a bit protective.
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Oh Leo!! I love you😘😘