Percy Jackson Jokes

Save yourself Piper

To Percy: Fish or chips?
Percy: NO. I mean, who eats fish with chips? I love their accents and everything but where is the logic in this?
Annabeth: Percy-
Percy: FISH
Annabeth: It's not-
Percy: WITH CHIPS
Annabeth: Listen to me-
Percy: WHY?
Percy: Well, first of all you shouldn't eat fish at all. Fish are friends, not food.
Annabeth: Sometimes they aren't friends.
Percy: Okay so? That doesn't mean you can eat them just because they aren't friends with you.
Annabeth: PERCY LISTEN TO ME-
Percy: NO NOBODY EATS THEIR FRIENDS!!
Percy: THAT'S SO IMPOLITE!!!
Percy: ANNABETH WOULD YOU EAT PIPER IF SHE INSULTED YOUR FAVOURITE BOOKS?
Annabeth:
Annabeth:
Annabeth: Should I be completely honest?
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If it makes you feel better,Percy, I dont eat fish.