Percy Jackson Jokes

Percy Jackson Vs. Hercules

PHercules: I am a demigod, child of the big three.
Percy: Oh yeah? Me too.
Hercules: Well, when i was just a baby i strangled two snakes with my bare hands.
Percy: Ah, I know what you mean. My mum freaked out when i did that.
Hercules: I fought the Nemean Lion.
Percy: No way! Same. I was, what, fourteen?
Hercules: I've fought a hydra.
Percy: Dude same. Although I wouldn't have been able to kill it without Clarisse, but still.
Hercules: Oh,well......ah....... I fought this massive boar once.
Percy: I think I fought it's girlfriend. It was a couple of days before I fought Kronos.
Hercules: *sweats nervously* This one time I had to clean this table that hadn't been cleaned in thousands of years.
Percy: Riiiiight. I heard a nymph helped you with that? I used my own powers. *raises eyebrow*
Hercules: I--
Percy: Dude I could go all day.
Hercules: *flustered* I fought AMAZONS-
Percy: Been there.
Hercules: The Minotaur--
Percy: Done that. I was 12.
Hercules: I.....uh.........I've been to the Underworld and back!!!
Percy: Man, I am sooo sick of that place. I've been there like four times.
Hercules:Uhhhh.....I.........*heavy breathing*
Percy:Well, we done here?
Hercules: *triumphant grin* I WAS OFFERED IMMORTALITY!
Percy:Yeah I Turned mine down because I liked this girl.........
Hercules: *jumps into river styx*
Percy: Done that too, dude. *shakes head*