Percy Jackson Jokes

Dating

Q. The question is to the Seven. Who would you date outside the 7?

Jason: Reyna

Piper: That answer took way too short.

Jason: That doesn't even make sense.

Piper: Your answer being quick and short doesn't make sense.

Percy: Jason, you seriously suck at this dude. Watch and learn from the professional.

Jason: Pfft. You, the professional? Yeah, right.

Percy: I wouldn't date anyone that isn't Annabeth. If we couldn't date anyone from the Seven then I would rather stay single.

Piper: Now that is something I would have liked to hear.

Leo: Calypso isn't part of the Seven, suckers.