Phriends Against Physics

Chapter 15

A furious Broberg was busy taping zucchini to his classroom walls in between classes. And as you may remember, that was something he only did when he was really angry. Broberg's trusted friend and assistant, Darth Vader, was in the bathroom minding his own business. Whistling the tune of "Ironic" by Alanis Morrissette, Darth peed peacefully and flushed, but when he stepped out into the classroom and saw what his master was doing, he immediately ran back in and slammed the door shut. Broberg was really scary when he was angry, especially when he was angry enough to tape zucchini to the walls. "DANG YOU, BENJAMIN FRANKLIN!" Uh oh, thought Darth, he is hella upset. "WHERE IS MEGHAN, MY FUTURE WOMAN IN STEM?!" Meghan had not been seen at Chandelier High School for days, and although Broberg did not have her as a student this year, he was always keeping close tabs on her. He had planned to strike when she least expected it, but with Meghan gone, this plan was becoming less feasible. Without Meghan, Broberg was also going to have a harder time getting to Elizabeth and Grace. Knowing that Meghan was close friends with the two other science girls, Broberg was going to have to find another way to get to those two as well. Everything was falling apart, and all Broberg could think to do in that moment was to keep taping zucchini to the walls. Soon, all of the classroom walls were completely covered with zucchini, and Broberg broke down and cried. What was he going to do now? Then, all of a sudden, the universe answered the poor teacher's cries of agony as Woodrow came a-strollin' down the hallway past Broberg's classroom. "WAAAIIIIIT!" Broberg shouted as he chased the Chandelier cross country coach for probably about 29 meters. Woodrow stopped in the middle of the hallway and waited for Broberg to catch his breath. "Have...you...seen...Meghan?" he panted. Woodrow was confused for a moment. "You mean Meghan, my star runner?" Broberg nodded, too exhausted to speak. Woodrow then answered, "No, she is in college now at Some University in New York!" Broberg looked at Woodrow with an expression of bewilderment. Then, all the pieces came together as he realized that Jimmy lived in New York with his wife, Foamy! He also knew that, since Elizabeth and Grace were Meghan's close friends, they might also be there! The physics lover rubbed his hands together as an evil grin spread across his face. "It's all coming together..." he said in an evil voice as he strode back into his classroom. Confused, Woodrow called after him, "What's all coming together?" But it was too late. Broberg was already booking his flight.