[Discontinued] Welcome to the Family - SBI + Ranboo + Tubbo (no shipping!)

Incorrect Quotes, Why Not?

All of these were randomly generated by ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quote Generator, I just inputted the characters and changed some wording.

Store Worker: Would Ranboo come to the front desk?

Ranboo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store worker points to Tommy and Tubbo: I believe they belong to you?

Tommy and Tubbo, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Ranboo: I didn't even bring you guys with me-

The squad is trying to con some random guy

Tommy: Uhm, Tubbo, why am I pretending to be this random guy's family?

Tubbo: We need money!

Tommy: You're scamming him?

Tubbo: I was thinking more flat-out stealing from him?

Tommy: What?! No way!

Tubbo: Why not, we already stole Ranboo?

Ranboo: Hey guys.

Tommy: No, we didn't. Ranboo can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Ranboo: I want to steal.

Ranboo: Come on, I wasn't that tired last night.

Tommy: You were flirting with Tubbo.

Ranboo: So what? He's my platonic husband.

Tommy: You asked him if he was single.

Ranboo:

Tommy: And then cried when he said he wasn't.

*Ranboo and Tubbo sitting in jail together*

Tubbo: So, who should we call?

Ranboo: I would call Tommy, but I feel safer in jail.

Ranboo, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Wilbur: Hey.

Tommy: Hi.

Techno: Hello.

Tubbo: Hey!

Ranboo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Phil: We were out of Doritos.

Ranboo: croissants: dropped

Wilbur: road: works ahead

Tommy: BBQ sauce: on titties

Tubbo: shavacado: fre

Techno: Ms. Keisha: dead

Phil:

Phil, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every one of you.

a/n I didn't want to type all of this one out lol

Ranboo: We need to distract these guys.

Wilbur: Leave it to me.

Wilbur: Centaurs have six legs and therefore insects, discuss.

*Tommy, Techno, and Tubbo arguing*

Phil, watching in horror: Oh this. I do not like this. I don't like this at all.

*Squad reactions of being told, "I love you"*

Tommy: Thanks fam!

Wilbur: Oh no.

Tubbo:*cries* I love you, too

Techno: Sounds fake, but okay

Ranboo: *flustered mess*

Phil: Can I get a refund?

"Can I copy your homework?"

Ranboo: I can help you with it!

Wilbur: Yeah, sure

Tommy: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Techno: lol nope.

Tubbo: Wait, we had homework?!?!

Phil: *Read 5:55 pm*

Ranboo: Would you be there for me if I was going through something?

Wilbur: Nope, absolutely not.

Tommy: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Techno: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Tubbo: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Phil: I can't wait to go to the funeral knowing I could have changed the outcome.

a/n I hope you enjoyed! I have another chapter done, should I upload it tomorrow?