𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝 𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚛 || ℕ𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚊 ℝ𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚏𝚏

Chapter 8: Holy Balls

I peered up at the sky and saw more leviathan's along with hundreds possibly thousands of chitauri soldiers fly out of the portal.

"Guys," Nat says.

"Holy heck," I mumble under my breath. 

"Call it, Captain," Stark says. He doesn't say anything for a second or two, I sigh and decide to help him out.

"Alright bozos, listen up. Until we can close that portal up there, we're gonna use containment. Barton, I want you on that roof, eyes on everything. Call out patterns and strays," I start.

"Stark, you got the perimeter. Anything gets more than three blocks out, you turn it back or you turn it to ash," Cap finishes.

"Can you give me a lift?" Clint asks Stark. 

"Right. Better clench up, Legolas," Stark responds as he flies up with Barton in his hands. 

"Goldy locks!" I call out making him look at me, "Try and bottleneck that portal, slow 'em down. You got the lightning so light the bastards up," I tell him. He flies up using his hammer. Now it's just me, Cap, Nat, and Brucey boys other half on the ground. 

"Alright Romanoff and Y/n, you stay here on the ground with me. We keep the fighting here. And Hulk . . ." he says making the Hulk look at him with a huff.

"Smash," he finishes with a nod making the Hulk smirk and leap off.

"Ya' know Cap, me and you make a pretty good pair," I tell him as we fight side by side.  

"I guess we do," he responds. 

Throughout all the fighting I somehow ended up with Cap's shield. I held it by my side, stood up straight, and looked at him.

"Looks good. No?" I ask him.

He shakes his head as he pursues his lips, "Give me back my shield."

"Oh come on man let me ya know, do my thing with this," I say raising the shield up.

"No, give it back I'll let you look at it later."

"Yes, Captain Rogers!" I say with a salute. I throw his shield at him before running off to help Red who looked like she was having a bit of trouble. I ran up to her from behind and just as a soldier was about to get her I reached over her shoulder and crushed it with my hand. 

"You should be more careful Red. I still haven't had the chance to ask you out yet," I say with a  pout as I fight off more soldiers. 

"What?" she asks in shock.

"You heard me Red," I say right before I get hit in my no-no square. I groan and clutch my crotch as I fall to my knees. 

"L/n's a hit," I hear Natasha say into the comms as she comes to my aid.

"No, no, no L/n's not a hit. L/n's fine just- Jr isn't," I manage to wheeze out.

"Jr as in Stark?" I hear Steve ask.

"She got hit in the sack," Nat clarifies. 

"Are you okay?" Nat asks me.

"I'm good Spitfire," I say as I get back on my feet with a groan.

"Spitfire?" 

"Yup," I say as I get back to fighting.

"Y/n you guys got more coming," Clint informs us.

"I know I said I wanted to be the favorite but that was like over a century ago," I mutter as I crushed more heads.

"Man is this tiring," I huff out. I look behind me and see Natasha getting pinned down by a soldier. I run-up to her planning to crush its head but she was able to kill it with one of those alien guns. She then aimed it at me I raised my hands in innocence when she realized I wasn't a chitauri soldier she lowered it. I went up to her and grabbed and examined her face.