Circus' Father

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A few scenarios about Circus' Father being even weirder than her!

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Many, many Hats
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Zack: My uncle has a weird hobby! He collects plushies! He has a room filled with them.......!

Circus: My father has a room filled with hats, he never wears!

Everyone:..........

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New years apocalypse
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Aura: Hey Circus! So I was thinking......! How about you include fireworks in your circus performances from time to time!

Circus: I'd love to, but my father always freaks out when he sees fireworks!

Robbie:..... Why?

Bat: Maybe the sounds scare him?

Circus: No.....! Whenever he sees fireworks, he thinks it's Britannia declaring war on Japan!

Everyone:..........

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Where do Babies come from?
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Comet: Where do Babies come from?

Everyone: Uh..........!

Circus: Their parents summon them in satanic rituals!

Zack: Wrong!

Robbie: Who told you that nonsense?!

Circus: My father!

Everyone:..........

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Hiding in a fridge?
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Chibi: For the ultimate game of hide and seek, we'll need the best hiding places ever! Any ideas?

Bat: Under a bed?

Comet: In a closet?

Sunflower: In the attic?

Nina: Behind the door?

Circus: Inside a fridge?

Everyone else:............

Circus: What?

Chibi: You can't hide in a fridge, Circus! Noone can do that!

Circus: My father did it!

Everyone:..........

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Looks like a Digimon
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Circus, Bat and Robbie: *enter Aura's room*

Aura: *Watching anime*

Bat: Hey, Aura! What are you doing?

Aura: Watching one of my favorite anime! "Digimon Adventure"!

Robbie: That series is my childhood!!

Aura: You're a Digimon Fan?! Amazing!!

Bat: Who's that? *points at a character on the show*

Aura: That's Piedmon! The leader of the Dark Masters!

Circus: He looks like my dad!

Everyone:..........

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Natual Enemies
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Circus: Guys, I found this poor injured turtle outside! Can one of you maybe take it in? Just for a while! Until it's better!

Zack: Absolutely not.

Aura: Why don't you do it yourself? I thought you love animals!

Circus: I do! But my father doesn't like turtles!

Bat: Really?

Circus: Yeah! He views them as his "natural enemies"!

Everyone:..........

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Weird places for tea parties
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Chibi: Who wants to participate in my tea party?

Zack: Not it!

Circus: I love tea parties! My father often holds tea parties in the woods!

Everyone:..........

Circus:....... Or in cemeteries!

Everyone:..........

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No insults!
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Zack: My sister, Zeeta doesn't like it when people insult her! She always locks herself in her room for the rest of the day when that happens!

Circus: My father says weird stuff when people insult him!

Everyone else:..........

Aura: What kind of weird stuff.....?

Bat: Something like "Please don't insult meh! Please don't insult meh!" or "Help! Help!"?

Circus: No.....! More stuff like "Destroyer of worlds!!" and all that stuff!

Everyone:..........

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Weird places to sleep
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Aura: Do I wanna know how you know so much about sewers?

Circus: I dunno! Do you?

Zack: Well, I do! Spill the beans!

Circus: My father sometimes sleeps in sewers!

Everyone:..........

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Welp! Now you know where Circus got her weirdness from!

Her father makes her look like the normal one in the family!

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