Nina: Hey, aren’t you Robbie?
Robbie: You a cop?
Nina: No.
Robbie: Then yes, I am.
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Robbie: Hey, Reyna? Can I get some dating advice?
Reyna: Just because I'm with Magic doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Aura: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Chibi: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Robbie: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Circus: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Daiki: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Kurai: But what about Daiki? He's my SOULMATE!
Aura: You said that about a ball of yarn once
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Alistor: *Answers phone.* Hello?
Robbie: It's Robbie.
Alistor: What did he do this time?
Robbie: No, it's me, Alistor. It's actually me.
Alistor: What did you do this time?
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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Magic: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Robbie: Five second rule!
Aura: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Bat: *Sobs on the floor*
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Alistor: This is such a bad idea.
Robbie: Then why are you coming along?
Alistor: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Daiki: What are you in the mood for?
Kurai: World domination.
Daiki: That's a bit ambitious.
Kurai: You are my world.
Daiki: Aww...
Kurai:
Daiki:
Kurai:
Daiki: OH.
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Robbie, Zack & Daiki: *screaming*
Aura: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Daiki?!
Robbie: Wait, why are you asking Daiki that when Zack and I are also here?
Aura: Because Daiki wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Aura: What’s wrong? You look 10 seconds away from ripping someone’s throat out.
Alistor: Fucking Circus and Robbie were trying to invoke one of the minor gods again last night. I didn't get an ounce of sleep, thanks to their bloody chanting.
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Circus : Ah, Hello again. We really need to stop meeting like this.
Aura: Maybe we would, if you would sTOP BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!
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Daiki: What did you two do?
Aura:
Kurai:
Daiki: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Alexandrite: I hate to tell you this, but one of you was adopted.
Alistor & Bella:
Alistor: Only one...?
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🃏KJ Random Oneshots And Scenarios 🃏 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
FanfictionSo, because it will still take a while until my Kaitou Joker stories in progress are ready to be published, I'm gonna do this to satisfy your hunger for new KJ stories! This might as well help you to get to know my OCs and their relationships with...
