Magic: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Alistor: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak?
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Robbie: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Circus: Oh, I'm always running.
Circus: The question is from what.
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Robbie: I just ended a five year relationship.
Bat: Oh no, are you okay?
Robbie: It's okay, it wasn't mine.
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Daiki In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Kurai: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Daiki: No! Four to five seconds!
Kurai: Too late!!!
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Alistor: So are we flirting right now?
Robbie: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!!
Alistor: That doesn’t answer my question!
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Circus: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over her mouth* I said stop eating it!
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Aura: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Alistor: I do have a sense of humor you know?
Aura: I've never heard you laugh before!
Alistor: I've never heard you say anything funny!
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Aura: I told Zack his ears flush when he lies.
Robbie: Why?
Aura: Look. Hey Zack! Do you love us?
Zack: *Covering his ears* No.
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Daiki: How late were you up last night?
Aura & Robbie: *In tandem* Me?
Daiki: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Daiki: *To Chibi* You.
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Robbie: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Circus: My record is four, but I think I can do it.
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Daiki: So, Aura is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.
Chibi: Why?
Daiki: Because I've caught her trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.
Aura: *Arms crossed and pouting* You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.
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Zack: *transforms to look like Aura*
Aura: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.
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Circus: Aura and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Bat: What did you do?
Circus: She chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Aura: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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Nina: That shirt looks great, Reyna.
Reyna: Thanks.
Nina: But I bet it would look even better on Magic's floor.
Magic: Are you hitting on Reyna... for me?
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Bat: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.
Daiki: Well, that was entirely predictable.
Bat: One of them punched a gang member.
Daiki: Zack?
Bat: Aura, actually.
Daiki: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.
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Aura: Circus was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Circus: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Aura: Circus, you ate a chair.
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Aura: Time for plan G.
Bat: Don't you mean plan B?
Aura: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Robbie: What about plan D?
Aura: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Bat: What about plan E?
Aura: I'm hoping not to use it. Circus dies in plan E.
Daiki: I like plan E.
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Zoe: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Bat: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Alistor: I personally was created in a lab.
Circus: I just straight up spawned lol!
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Robbie: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it!
Aura: Just rip the bandage off.
Robbie: It’s Alistor.
Aura: Put the bandage back on.
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Bat: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?
Aura: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Daiki: I can't imagine what Zack is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.
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FanfictionSo, because it will still take a while until my Kaitou Joker stories in progress are ready to be published, I'm gonna do this to satisfy your hunger for new KJ stories! This might as well help you to get to know my OCs and their relationships with...
