ET Love

Chapter 14

While waiting for our turn to sing, Alex looked at Joseph with pleading eyes, "If you ever find out you're gay or bi, can you date me?" Joseph looked at him in disgust and said to him annoyed, "Aquafina is the love of my life. I'm not going to give her up just to be gay with you." Alex looked down all sadly, "Then I guess I'll date Roger."

Joseph asked Alex shocked, "You two aren't dating?! Man, I thought you two were." Alex chuckled nervously and played with his fingers, "It was just one kiss." Roger smirked at Alex and asked, "Do you want to date?" Alex nodded and kissed Roger. He looked at Joseph and asked, "Are you at least polyamorous?" Joseph rolled his eyes at Alex, "I'm not polyamorous either. I just want to date Aquafina. That's it."

Alex looked depressed and the usher ushered us into the karaoke place. Roger looked at the usher's outfit, "You know, that outfit is very wrinkled. Do you even wash that outfit?" The usher scowled at Roger and took us all to the stage. Rita said savagely to the usher, "You think that hairstyle is attractive? You crazy."

The usher shook his head at us and we went on stage. Rita said to the DJ, "Love To Hate Me by BLACKPINK." The DJ nodded and cued up the instrumental.

We all started singing the song, until I saw Anthony in the crowd. I stopped singing and looked at him in awe. Anthony looked at me too, putting his hands in his pockets. I quickly exited the karaoke place and Joseph looked at me confused then noticed Anthony, "Oh great. It's that bastard again."

Anthony shoved Joseph and insulted him, "What did you just say about me, douchebag? I deserve to be Aquafina's lover, not you. You're weak and annoying." Joseph mumbled under his breath to Anthony, "Dude, leave us alone." Rita punched Anthony in the stomach, "Yeah. I get it that you love Aquafina, but you ain't cool." Alex ate his vanilla pudding timidly, "I love Joseph and it makes me cry seeing him get harassed." Joseph rolled his eyes at Alex and said irritated to him, "I AM NOT GAY!"

Alex started crying and hugged Joseph sadly. Roger approached the manager of the karaoke place and insulted the place, "I'm not trying to be a Karen here, but this place doesn't have proper ventilation and has really bad service from your staff. Are you paying the staff a fair amount or are you running through government funds and can't afford to pay your staff? The vents are a bit stuffy, man. You think stinky vents are fun to smell?"

The manager said sternly to Roger, "We clean the vents daily." Roger laughed, "You clean them daily?! It doesn't seem like it. Thoroughly sanitize the vents, idiot." The manager and Roger started arguing with eachother.

Joseph gulped and went on stage to the mic, "Listen, I'm not here to sing a stupid song. I'm here to talk about 2 jerks who are in this crowd right now. They go by the names Monica and Anthony. You see, Anthony has been making my girlfriend believe that I'm such a horrible person and has been trying to take her away from me. He's so desperate, right? And let's talk about Monica. Monica is my annoying ex-girlfriend who hates my girlfriend and made the relationship all about her. I don't understand why these 2 idiots are so desperate. So, in conclusion, ignore their asses. Anthony isn't Aquafina's girlfriend, he's just Anthony LaCrose. Monica isn't as sweet as she seems, she's just Monica Keebler." Joseph exited off the stage and smirked at them both.

We all exited the karaoke place and celebrated by getting drunk and high. I drank a few beers and said drunkenly to Joseph, "Man, I really want to take off my shirt right now." Alex ate a strawberry pudding and started crying while drinking a few beers himself, "Screw it." Alex leaned in and kissed Joseph on the lips out of nowhere. Roger complained, "I like my beer fermented with lots of yeast. You are crazy if you drink it without yeast. Yeast makes up beer. It's not beer without yeast."

I got extremely drunk and suddenly kissed Alex, Roger, and Rita softly. Then, I looked at Joseph and kissed him messily. Later at night, I went into the bathroom and took a pregnancy test. I waited around in the bathroom for the test results to come back. 10 minutes later, the results came back and I gasped in shock at them, "Oh my god. What will I tell Joseph and Anthony?"