the nonsensical whims of a mad author. basically, just a deranged bear and what goes on in her head, even though it's kind of muddled in there.
well, it's mostly occupied by coffee and 50 ways to hide a body <comes in handy> but that's beside...
welcome back ! [after a long break, since I was hanging around my other accounts on wattpad]. [yes. i deserted you. welcome to life]
Today I will be introducing you to a present acquaintance of mine.
Meet Mr.P
[this is a somewhat accurate photo]
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[yes. let's move on now, shall we?]
actually, this aroused more ques-
[*shoves memory foam into mouth*]
*vigorous coughing* [let's move ON now SHALL WE?]
After taking a serious semi-walk wi- What is it now? *exasperated sigh* Why did you interrupt my storytelling. Kids and their questions these days.
sasha you're a kid-
[*shoves more memory foam*]
As we were talking about, uhh what was it? Oh yeah, YOU interrupted this VERY important story for your dumb question which is...
What are semi-walks? Seriously. Wow. *insert no sign of intelligent life around meme*
A semi-walk, obviously, is where you travel by walking but mostly seal dancing. Yes. You slither on the floor but use a bit of walking to fool the humans. Welcome for the valuable information.
*slithers away*
*pops up from behind* JK, I'm still here.
So back to me taking a semi-walk with Mr. P. While strolling down the urban streets of my location [you thought i would tell you where i live, aha] we spotted...
*dramatic pause*
*still a dramatic pause*
*fine this is getting awkward, i'll stop*
*just one more*
*drumroll*
an eArThWoRm.
yes. ik ik. you can't believe your ears. [eyes nose etc. etc.] an earthworm? yes. an earthworm.
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stay tuned to know what happens after we found the earthworm! [well we kind just... er. walked home after that? but no that's not what happens next.]
not-peasant sasha is a going now [to obviously do what ya gotta do. aka thieving coffee beans]
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