i would like to issue an apology to the wicked witch of the west and her minions in advance. In case you don't accept my apology... well more controversy for me to write on, i guess.wicked witch of the west acts insolent, but what's new there? how does that sound, pretty good, eh?
wait wait, minion monkeys in the wrong - wicked witch of the west acts insolent, but what's new there? pt.ii
this is getting long but you get the gist. here *hands coffee* you don't like the coffee then you do a leave. *points towards window* oh wait sorry *peels off poster* das just a wall. just leave out the door
so then a monkey with wings jumped in and i gave it a fig smoothie and we watched my little pony together until the fake ceiling fell on it when i went to get a refill of that fig smoothie and then here we are.

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Humorous Nonsense VI
De Todothe nonsensical whims of a mad author. basically, just a deranged bear and what goes on in her head, even though it's kind of muddled in there. well, it's mostly occupied by coffee and 50 ways to hide a body <comes in handy> but that's beside...