Danganronpa: ocem

Void interview 3

Pov: Tan Liang

Speaker: In a short while, you will be asked a few questions. You must answer them truthfully and out loud.

Annan: This again?

Tan Liang: So this is the speaker bitch y'all told me about?

Kendric: Yea.

Speaker: Rude.

Hannan: Make it quick, I'm sleepy.

Speaker: Alright alright... First question goes to Tan Liang. How are you doing with chicken man?

Tan Liang: In the past two hours, I've eaten 7 chicken sandwiches. I think I'm becoming a reformed man.

Alyssa: You should reform your face as well.

Speaker: Next one also goes to Tan Liang. Surprisingly, most of these go to him. Well, he's not really a likeable character so I'll assume it's just because his execution was funny. 

Tan Liang: .-.

Speaker: To Tan Liang. Did your square ass become even more square after it was flattened when chicken man crushed you?

Crysty: What kind of question is that?

Miyoshi: A good one.

Speaker: Next. This one's a weird one. Haha Tan Liang u fucking dumbass, how did you not know to hide the phone? It says here that it's from you in another universe? 

Alyssa: I guess someone kins you. Bad choice.

Tan Liang: Look I wasn't in the right state of mind okay? But I'm a better person now and you can't blame me for something's that not my fau- Oh.

Speaker: For Tan Liang again, do you like seesaws?

Tan Liang: Uhh... I guess. What even are the purpose of these questions? 

Speaker: Last question for Tan Liang. Who's that 'he' you were talking about during the trial.

Tan Liang: An old school friend I guess. 

Speaker: Finally one that goes to Miyoshi. Is there takoyaki in the void?

Miyoshi: Yes, there is. Wasn't it explained that anything we want just falls from the sky? Like I could ask for a billion dollars right now and it would come raining down. 

Speaker: No it wouldn't.

Miyoshi: What, why?

Kendric: The speaker is just too broke. Unlike me, I have all the drip in the world.

Speaker: I have never been so offended by something that I one hundred percent agree with.

Hannan: Had. You had all the drip in the world before you tragically died. 

Speaker: Last one isn't really a question, but it's a statement that goes to Alyssa.

Alyssa: At least someone cares that I exist.

Speaker: Alyssa, you are the most amazing person to ever exist and they don't deserve your presence and Tan Liang ain't shit.

Tan Liang: Oh come on this can't be allowed.

Alyssa: Why not? 

Tan Liang: It's not even a question!

Miyoshi: You got too many questions and now your ego is sky-rocketing. Do you need us to test out the ice bucket challenge on you? We can just ask for it.

Tan Liang: Why ice water?

Miyoshi: Because if we poured boiling water, you would die. 

Speaker: Oh, here's one that goes to me. Is your name Liv?

Tan Liang: Wait what-

Speaker: Um no- My name is not Liv. Where did that assumption even come from? My name isn't even close to that-

Tan Liang: Speaker, do you know who sent that question?

Speaker: No, most of these questions are anonymous and this is one of them.

Tan Liang: I guess it doesn't matter then. 

Hannan: I'm gonna go to sleep now.

Out of context spoiler for the next chapter: sdgcvbahfdvbfy but without the sdcvbhfdvbf

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