At Bowser's castle...
Bowser
Kamek can you take the kids to school I'm gonna get wasted.
Kamek
For fucks sake bowser do I have to do everything for you?
Bowser
I mean you're my servant aren't you? You do stuff for me because I'm a king?
Kamek
I mean even then, you never interact with your kids! Do something with them! I'm the only parental figure they've got because they only see you when you've woken them up in the middle of the night after you get home from the bar!
Bowser
I don't know about you but I'm pretty sure most political leaders didn't care about their kids, I mean, look at Joseph Stalin! Well you can't because he's dead... and, whatever you see my point?
Kamek
Was Stalin a good person?
Bowser
AM I A GOOD PERSON KAMEK? NO I AM FUCKING NOT! I ABDUCT MY BEST FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND ALL THE TIME FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Kamek
Ok fair enough.... BUT THEY'RE STILL YOUR KIDS!
Bowser
Actually they're my adopted kids. You know what scrap that they're my servants! Why do they even get an education? Wait actually that's a good question they're literally princes!....Why haven't I thought of that before? Kamek I'm not taking them to school because they're princes!.... and a princess.
Kamek
Oh my god Bowser you're such a dumbass.
Bowser
WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
Kamek
Nothing! It's just even royals need their education. And I need a break, please just do it this one time! And I'll.... get you beer or some shit idk.
Bowser
that sounds like a good deal... you know what kamek I will take the kids to school! Just this once though... maybe.
Kamek
ok.
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Bowser The Dad
FanfictionBowser is a shit dad and tries to improve that, even though he gets off track a lot of the time and just gets Kamek to do everything. But bowser realised how much his kids mean to him and how much he means to the kids, so he attempts to make an effo...
