Koopalings in School

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Bell rings

Kamella
Alright you little shit stains today we're doing simple mathematics! Can anyone tell me what 2+2 equals?

Iggy
Why do we always do the most easiest stuff?

Roy
What do you mean bro? This stuff is hard dude!

Ludwig
I know the answer professor! Please choose me you must choose me!

Kamella
......Roy!

Roy
Uhhhhh... yo mama!

Everyone
Silence

Bob-omb
Laughing

Lemmy (Whispering)
That joke was unfunny as hell why are you laughing?

Bob-omb (Whispering Back)
So he doesn't kick my ass later! Your brother is. A big bully!

Kamella
You know what Roy close enough... not rarely actually I just can't be bothered teaching anything.

Bell rings

Kamella
Alright class off you go! (Than fuck)

The class goes out.

Roy
Let's go bully some people bro! It will be rad my Broski!

Hammer Bro
Yeah dude let's go take peoples lunch money thats so funny my bro!

Meanwhile

Bowser
I did it kamek, I took the kids to school

Kamek
How was it?

Bowser
It was fine.. just the kids are a little... well.. weird

Kamek
Oh that's fine you'll get used to them, anyway now that you just said it was fine I'm sure you'll be 'fine' spending the rest of your life with YOUR kids! I'm out of here haha! Disappears

Bowser
No.... no.... NOOOO.... guess I'll have to find a new minion- wait. What if I be a good dad?

Back at the school

Boomboom
Do you think she likes me Larry?

Larry
No

Boomboom
Come on at least give me some motivation!

Larry
Pay up.

Boomboom
Is money all you care about? You don't know the true side to life.. love.

Larry
I've known Wendy my whole life and I can tell you she's a bitch stop getting worked up over her.

Boomboom
You don't know her!

Larry
She's my sister for fucks sake- oh fuck this I'm leaving..........waiting for my daily friend pay check...

Boomboom
Alright here's the coins...

Larry
Cool now I can... keep this money for myself....

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⏰ Last updated: May 25, 2021 ⏰

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