Bowser
Alright so how do you guys exactly get to school? Like.. really there's about.. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7...8 of you! Why don't you take the school bus?
Larry
Roy can't fit through
Roy
Shut up punk! Don't make me give you a knuckle sandwich ya dweeb!
Larry
Don't care.
Bowser
Ok is there an actual reason?
Ludwig
We just said, Roy can't fit though.
Lemmy
Ludwig is the most serious that's how you know it's not a lie.
Wendy
Roy cries if even one of us goes to school without him, we'd walk but Morton passes out on the floor after 5 minutes of it. So we go to school on the mini airship over there.
Iggy
One time Morton almost fucking died
Morton
It was a sad day. If I were to die it would mean I would never read the fantastic, 10/10 (New Donk Times) literacy of the very hungry wiggler ever again.
The kids get into the airship
Bowser
You kids are fucking weird
Wendy
Ok alcoholic
Bowser
Whatever let me just take you all to school- hey... where is your school?
Larry
It's the only one in the Koopa Kingdom, you can't miss it really.
Ludwig
Yeah it's the only one here because of the vast population of YOUR kingdom bowser living in poverty, being unable to afford education.
Bowser
ok.
Ludwig
Sigh.
Bowser
Is this your school? The one that says bowser- hey that's named after me that's pretty sweet!
Wendy (Sarcastically)
Wow really?
Bowser
I know! That's fucking cool! Alright bye kids see you when I pick you all up!
Kids
ok.
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Bowser The Dad
FanfictionBowser is a shit dad and tries to improve that, even though he gets off track a lot of the time and just gets Kamek to do everything. But bowser realised how much his kids mean to him and how much he means to the kids, so he attempts to make an effo...
