Outside of Larry's room
Bowser
Wake up Lawrence!
Larry opens the door
Larry
It's Larry you dumbass
Bowser
Kid you're like 12 the fuck are you swearing for.
Larry
Why are you swearing at me if I'm 12? And I'm not 12-
Bowser
I don't fucking care just get ready. Where are the rest of your sibling's rooms? I don't know my way around this part of the castle, never been down here.
Larry
Just roar or something you'll wake everyone up I remember from all the times you've had too much booze.
Bowser
Really? I don't remember that!
Larry
Yeah cause you were drunk.
Bowser (Mumbling)
whatever smartass... ROAR
Lemmy (From His Room)
That's the second time it's happened tonight!
Larry
Lemmy it hasn't happened Bowser just woke you all up for school.
Bowser
You don't call me dad?
Larry
I would if you acted like one.
Lemmy gets out of his room and walks up to Larry and Bowser
Lemmy
How come you're here?
Bowser
I just thought I'd give Kamek a break and be a good father for once!
Lemmy
Suuuure......
Lemmy (whispering to Larry)
Is he drunk?
Bowser
I heard that! Sort of.. what did you say?... anyway, kid, what's with the ball?
Larry
You really know nothing about us do you?
Bowser
No.. I fucking hate kids- I mean your fathers just a little forgettable you know me!
Lemmy
No we don't.
Bowser
Whatever..
The rest of the koopalings have gotten themselves out of bed and were shocked.
Bowser
Ask questions after school ok.
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Bowser The Dad
FanfictionBowser is a shit dad and tries to improve that, even though he gets off track a lot of the time and just gets Kamek to do everything. But bowser realised how much his kids mean to him and how much he means to the kids, so he attempts to make an effo...
