Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists

Josh Wants Money From The Bone Fairies

*FriendigoTM has come online*

FriendigoTM: question
FriendigoTM: if tooth fairies are a thing
FriendigoTM: do you think bone fairies are also a thing?

*Bitchierthanyou has come online*

Bitchierthanyou: Joshua
Bitchierthanyou: I would pay real, actual money
Bitchierthanyou: to know where the fuck you come up with this shit

FriendigoTM: easy
FriendigoTM: my brain never shuts up

*Coachise has come online*

Coachise: bone fairies???

FriendigoTM: yea
FriendigoTM: tooth fairies but for bones

Coachise: how does that even work?

FriendigoTM: like I put a femur under my pillow and I get money for it

Coachise: why would you do that

FriendigoTM: well what else am I gonna do with it if it's not mine?

*Sammy has come online*

Sammy: Josh it's too early for this

FriendigoTM: it's like noon

Sammy: any time is too early for whatever the hell bone fairies are

FriendigoTM: why

Sammy: I don't even know how to begin explaining that

*BeaniebabyTM has come online*

BeaniebabyTM: you know I think the worst thing about that is the implication of other types of fairies
BeaniebabyTM: like,,, I dunno, organ fairies or something

FriendigoTM: that's just the black market

Bitchierthanyou: Jesus fucking christ

FriendigoTM: am I wrong????

Bitchierthanyou: very

*bitchierthanyou has gone offline*

FriendigoTM: What Does That Mean

BeaniebabyTM: what does anything in this conversation mean?

Sammy: it means Josh is thinking too hard

FriendigoTM: >:(
FriendigoTM: it's just a question

Sammy: and the answer is no
Sammy: bone fairies are not a thing

FriendigoTM: but if they were
FriendigoTM: what would their rates be?

Coachise: ???

FriendigoTM: how much money would I get for a femur?
FriendigoTM: I'd get like five bucks per tooth as a kid

Coachise: five bucks??? I got one

Sammy: I usually just got a quarter

BeaniebabyTM: you guys got paid???

Coachise: Aw babe-

BeaniebabyTM: it's all good. We all know my mom's a bitch.

Sammy: I wasn't gonna say it buuut-

FriendigoTM: I would

Coachise: we know
Coachise: you threatened to eat her

FriendigoTM: bold of you to assume it was just a threat-

Sammy: Josh no

FriendigoTM: Josh  y e s
FriendigoTM: rrrRREEEEEEEEE

Sammy: don't make me come over there

FriendigoTM: could you?? I'm bored

BeaniebabyTM: we can tell

Sammy: sure
Sammy: be there soon

*Sammy has gone offline*

FriendigoTM: hell yea

*FriendigoTM has gone offline*

Coachise: well
Coachise: I think that was the weirdest thing he's ever come up with

BeaniebabyTM: agreed
BeaniebabyTM: I'm gonna make some Mac and cheese, want some?

Coachise: a woman after my own heart
Coachise: be down in a second

*Coachise has gone offline*

*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*

A/N: kinda been a hot minute, sorry about that. A lot's been going on, from my EMR certification to kidney stones to prom and finally graduation later this week. I'm hoping to keep this book going as long as I can come up with weird shit to talk about via our favorite wendigo boy, but updates will probably be a little slow!