Josh Still Hates Russ McKamey and Chris Is A Clown, Apparently

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*FriendigoTM has come online*

FriendigoTM: guys
FriendigoTM: you guys
FriendigoTM: I just had the best idea

*BeaniebabyTM has come online*

BeaniebabyTM: why do you always have ideas at like
BeaniebabyTM: 3 in the morning

FriendigoTM: first off
FriendigoTM: it's only 2:48
FriendigoTM: second off
FriendigoTM: idk

*bitchierthanyou has come online*

Bitchierthanyou: that could've been one message Josh

FriendigoTM: you know this is how I type em
FriendigoTM: when have I not typed like this
FriendigoTM: I have
FriendigoTM: Too Many Thoughts

Bitchierthanyou: and I'm getting
Bitchierthanyou: Too Many Notifications
Bitchierthanyou: I'm muting you all until at least 9 am

*Bitchierthanyou has gone offline*

FriendigoTM: well fuck
FriendigoTM: anyway-

*Coachise has come online*

Coachise: chat's going off at 3 am, you know what that means

BeaniebabyTM: Josh has something to say

Coachise: Josh is yappin

FriendigoTM: well I was
FriendigoTM: then the vibe was killed

BeaniebabyTM: what was your idea Josh?

FriendigoTM: ok so context
FriendigoTM: do y'all remember that absolute Shit Stain that was Russ McKamey?

*Sammy has come online*

Sammy: you mean that guy you rant about around this time every year?
Sammy: yes we remember

FriendigoTM: aww Sam you remembered <3
FriendigoTM: but yea
FriendigoTM: the guy who literally just tortures people for content and calls it a haunted house
FriendigoTM: that guy

Coachise: what about him?

FriendigoTM: so he got even fuckin worse

BeaniebabyTM: ???

FriendigoTM: so he got arrested a couple months ago

*FriendigoTM sent a link*

Coachise: Jesus fucking Christ dude-

Sammy: that's horrible!!

BeaniebabyTM: absolutely
BeaniebabyTM: but are we really shocked??
BeaniebabyTM: the guy physically and mentally tortures people for fun, right??

FriendigoTM: yea
FriendigoTM: BUT
FriendigoTM: it gets Even Worse

*FriendigoTM sent a link*

Coachise: ALL CHARGES DROPPED???
Coachise: What The Fuck

FriendigoTM: I KNOW
FriendigoTM: IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT
FriendigoTM: but anyway, I saw that absolutely clownery and had a thought
FriendigoTM: what if I just. Opened my own haunted house??
FriendigoTM: not like McKamey Manor, obviously
FriendigoTM: but like?? I think it could be fun??

Sammy: Joshua
Sammy: sweetheart
Sammy: how did it take you until just now to think of that??

Coachise: yea dude!!
Coachise: that's pretty much what you did back in the lodge
Coachise: kinda

FriendigoTM: you think so??
FriendigoTM: I'm genuinely asking
FriendigoTM: that night kinda blurs together in my head these days
FriendigoTM: blame my meds

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 11 ⏰

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