*Coachise has come online*
Coachise: question
*FriendigoTM has come online*
FriendigoTM: possible answer
Coachise: did you ever have to read that really fucked up Edgar Allan Poe story in school
*BeaniebabyTM has come online*
BeaniebabyTM: you're gonna have to be more specific hun
BeaniebabyTM: all of them are fucked up
*Sammy has come online*
Sammy: my English class read Annabel Lee in high school, that one was dark
FriendigoTM: ???
Sammy: basically when this guy was a kid he was in love with a girl, but she died so he blamed some angels
BeaniebabyTM: don't forget the part where he comes back and breaks into her tomb to cuddle the corpse as an adult
FriendigoTM: !!!!
Coachise: his minecraft girlfriend never got back online
BeaniebabyTM: Chris no
FriendigoTM: aw man, F in the chat
*MikeyBoi has come online*
MikeyBoi: or the one where the dude's neighbor has a fucked up eye so he murders him and hides the body in the floor
BeaniebabyTM: Tell-Tale Heart?
MikeyBoi: yea
Coachise: *patrick voice* once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that his neighbor murdered him. The end.
FriendigoTM: *spongebob voice* tHaT DiDnT hELp aT aLL!1!
BeaniebabyTM: Jesus Christ
*Hotterthanyou has come online*
Hotterthanyou: can somebody come pick me up from my place
Hotterthanyou: I wanna go to Taco Bell
Coachise: the one I was asking about was Berenice
Sammy: never read that one
BeaniebabyTM: I did
BeaniebabyTM: that's a rough one
FriendigoTM: ????
Coachise: her teefies got snatched
MikeyBoi: what-
Sammy: I'm sorry
Sammy: her WHAT?
BeaniebabyTM: her teeth
FriendigoTM: HER TEEFIES IM WHEEZING-
*MattyB has come online*
MattyB: first the eye, now the teeth?
MattyB: this man really be out here playing Mr Potato Head with people
FriendigoTM: OH MY FUCKING GOD-
Hotterthanyou: guyssssss
Hotterthanyou: Taco Belllllll
Hotterthanyou: or Chick Fil A
BeaniebabyTM: a lot of Poe's stuff is the narrator being sad about dead people or killing those people
BeaniebabyTM: sometimes both
FriendigoTM: valid
Hotterthanyou: GUUUUUUYS
Hotterthanyou: FOOOOOOOD
Coachise: why did we have to read his stuff in school again???
Sammy: he did poetry and we have to learn about poetry
Coachise: but why
Coachise: unless you're planning on being a poet professionally
Coachise: why do we have to learn about it
BeaniebabyTM: I don't think we're the right group of people to be asking those types of questions
FriendigoTM: ^^^^
Coachise: fair
Hotterthanyou: F O O D
*Bitchierthanyou has come online*
Bitchierthanyou: will someone please feed Jessica so she stops whining
Hotterthanyou: >:(
MattyB: I'll be over in 10
*MattyB has gone offline*
Bitchierthanyou: thank god
*Bitchierthanyou has gone offline*
Hotterthanyou: UwU
*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*
Sammy: what about the cask of amontillado??? I remember most of my class thinking that one was funny
Coachise: yeah I read that one too
FriendigoTM: imagine being too drunk to realize someone is literally sealing you into a wall-
Coachise: it be like that sometimes
FriendigoTM: it really do
BeaniebabyTM: speak for yourself
BeaniebabyTM: I'm surprised your livers still work
Coachise: >:(
Coachise: rude
FriendigoTM: get got bro
Sammy: Josh don't even start
Sammy: I had to carry you back to your car on Mike's last birthday
FriendigoTM: >:(
Coachise: oof I don't remember that
BeaniebabyTM: that's because Matt had to help me carry you to your car
FriendigoTM; she couldn't do it by herself
FriendigoTM: she too tiny
BeaniebabyTM: >:(((
BeaniebabyTM: rude
*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*
Coachise: wait babe no-
*Coachise has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: oof
*FriendigoTM has gone offline*
Sammy: Jesus
*Sammy has gone offline*
MikeyBoi: well damn
*MikeyBoi has gone offline*
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