*FriendigoTM has come online*
FriendigoTM: Y'ALL WANNA HEAR SOME FUCKIN BULLSHIT
*hotterthanyou has come online*
Hotterthanyou: y'all??? What is this??? The Deep South???
*Coachise has come online*
Coachise: yeehaw
Hotterthanyou: howdy
*BeaniebabyTM has come online*
BeaniebabyTM: wOt iN tArnAtiON
*Sammy has come online*
Sammy: what's wrong josh?
FriendigoTM: RUSS FUCKING MCKAMEY IS WHAT'S WRONG
Hotterthanyou: whomst???
*MikeyBoi has come online*
MikeyBoi: oh god not this again
BeaniebabyTM: who is that???
MikeyBoi: he's this guy who runs an extreme haunted house
FriendigoTM: OH NONONO HE'S NOT
FriendigoTM: THIS GUY IS LEGALLY TORTURING PEOPLE
FriendigoTM: AND MAKING DECENT HAUNTS LOOK BAD
*bitchierthanyou has come online*
Bitchierthanyou: now I know we all said we'd put the past in the past
Bitchierthanyou: but josh how the hell do you have any room to talk
FriendigoTM: first of all
FriendigoTM: rude
FriendigoTM: second of all
FriendigoTM: none of what I set up was meant to harm anyone
FriendigoTM: this motherfucker isn't just for show
Coachise: ?????
FriendigoTM: so first off, you gotta get a note from a doctor and psychiatrist saying that you're mentally and physically ok to do the tour
BeaniebabyTM: that doesn't sound too bad
FriendigoTM: lemme finish
FriendigoTM: then, Russ does a Skype call with you and asks what you're afraid of
FriendigoTM: then you get put on a long-ass waiting list
Bitchierthanyou: this??? Doesn't sound bad???
FriendigoTM: you show up to the place the guy gives you where you get tied up and throw into a van
Bitchierthanyou: oh nevermind-
FriendigoTM: you go to some random location and read a 40 page waiver out loud that basically says that his ex-criminal actors can do whatever they want to you, and if you die then you die
Coachise: I thought you said this was legal???
FriendigoTM: it is
FriendigoTM: because you have to sign the waiver to keep going
Hotterthanyou: well if you sign it then you sign it
Hotterthanyou: it doesn't sound safe but they're agreeing to it
FriendigoTM: true
FriendigoTM: the problem is that they don't respect safewords supposedly
Hotterthanyou: oooooh I see the problem now
FriendigoTM: and the fucker films it all
FriendigoTM: they've even got a YouTube channel
*FriendigoTM sent a link*
Coachise: Jesus fucking Christ
Sammy: there's no way that's allowed on YouTube
BeaniebabyTM: it is
BeaniebabyTM: my sister found it
BeaniebabyTM: that guy tends to pop up again every year
*MattyB has come online*
MattyB: they started a petition to shut the manor down
FriendigoTM: I sign all of them when a new one starts
FriendigoTM: I can't explain how much I fuckin hate him
FriendigoTM: he's the reason that haunted houses get a bad rep
Sammy: I'm just glad he's not in Cali anymore
Sammy: I don't wanna be anywhere near it
BeaniebabyTM: so I looked it up
BeaniebabyTM: he runs it out of his backyard???
BeaniebabyTM: and his young kids live with him???
Coachise: holy shit
Bitchierthanyou: those kids are gonna need therapy
Hotterthanyou: imagine living next to him though
Hotterthanyou: how many times do you think someone nearby has called the cops on him???
MikeyBoi: "yea don't worry about that screaming, it's just my neighbors. Yeah, it's part of his day job."
Coachise: w h e e z e
Hotterthanyou: it just be like that sometimes
MattyB: it really do
BeaniebabyTM: well as fascinating as that was
BeaniebabyTM: I'm gonna go finish cereal before I lose my appetite
*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: I've been binge watching conspiracy videos about the manor
FriendigoTM: some people thinks he sells some of his torture footage on the deep web
MikeyBoi: Uhh yea imma head out
*MikeyBoi has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: coward
Hotterthanyou: I thought he posted it all on YouTube???
FriendigoTM: not all of it
FriendigoTM: he cuts some stuff out
Bitchierthanyou: the fact that there's a market for that is fuckin terrifying
Bitchierthanyou: I'm gonna go before I give myself nightmares
*Bitchierthanyou has gone offline*
MattyB: yikes
*MattyB has gone offline*
Hotterthanyou: noooo come back
Hotterthanyou: I've been abandoned
Sammy: we're still here
*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*
Coachise: ouch that hurt
FriendigoTM: hhhh imma continue my research
Coachise: you brave soul
Coachise: keep us updated
*Coachise has gone offline*
FriendigoTM: I shall
*FriendigoTM has gone offline*
*Sammy has gone offline*
A/N: I'm not 100% sure if the facts regarding Russ and the manor are completely correct, but if you decide to do your own research, please be warned that it's not for the faint of heart!
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