*FriendigoTM has come online*
FriendigoTM: Y'ALL
FriendigoTM: IM FUCKIN
FriendigoTM: IM FREAKING OUT RN
*Coachise has come online*
Coachise: dude it's like 3 am
Coachise: what is it
*FriendigoTM sent a photo*
FriendigoTM: WHAT THE FUCK
Coachise: what am I looking at
*Sammy has come online*
Sammy: are those horns???
FriendigoTM: THEY SURE FUCKING LOOK LIKE IT
FriendigoTM: WHAT THE FUCK
FriendigoTM: I THOUGHT THEY EXORCISED ME
Sammy: Josh, just breathe for a second
Sammy: it might just be a side effect like the fangs are
Sammy: did your parents keep the contact information of the people who performed the exorcism?
FriendigoTM: I think so
FriendigoTM: woke my mom up and showed her
FriendigoTM: dad's gonna call them and mom's looking at them
Coachise: do they hurt at all???
FriendigoTM: nope
FriendigoTM: I went to the bathroom to take a piss and noticed them in the mirror
Coachise: Ash says she managed to save that old guy's notebook
Coachise: she's looking for it now
Sammy: I didn't know she kept it
Coachise: ok so she found a page that mentioned that the legends that natives told often depicted wendigos with antlers like a deer
Coachise: some of the 'alphas' would start growing them but they usually broke off because of how the wendigos moved
Sammy: oh jeez
FriendigoTM: dad couldn't get ahold of them but he said he's gonna try again tomorrow
FriendigoTM: mom seems upset
Coachise: Ash wants to know if you want to keep the notebook
Coachise: just in case something like this happens again
FriendigoTM: ok not to sound like a pain in the ass
FriendigoTM: but can she send me pictures of each page?
FriendigoTM: if she just gave me the book I'd probably end up ruining it
Coachise: you sure?
FriendigoTM: yeah
Coachise: she said she'll do it in the morning
Coachise: don't think she's too thrilled about being awake at 3 am
FriendigoTM: sorry
Coachise: don't worry about it dude
Coachise: it was an emergency
FriendigoTM: that's debatable since it turns out I'm not dying
Sammy: you say that like it's a bad thing
FriendigoTM: ehhhh
Sammy: >:(
FriendigoTM: ok ok
FriendigoTM: I'm taking my happy ass back to bed
FriendigoTM: I'll deal with the antler shit in the morning
*FriendigoTM has gone offline*
Coachise: sounds like a plan to me
*Coachise has gone offline*
*Sammy has gone offline*
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Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists
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