Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists

Josh Seriously Needs To Learn Better Sleeping Habits

*FriendigoTM has come online*

FriendigoTM: ok so here's the deal
FriendigoTM: dad was able to get into contact with the guy who did the exorcism
FriendigoTM: he basically said that since he thinks the spirit was an alpha, the antlers are just another physical side effect of being possessed

*Coachise has come online*

Coachise: and he can't get rid of it??

FriendigoTM: nope
FriendigoTM: he said that if I really wanted to I could try getting them removed like the fangs
FriendigoTM: but they'd probably grow back every few years

*Sammy has come online*

Sammy: are you going to do that?

FriendigoTM: Nah
FriendigoTM: sounds like a waste of money if it doesn't go away

Coachise: fair point

*Hotterthanyou has come online*

Hotterthanyou: look on the bright side
Hotterthanyou: we can paint one of your face masks red and white
Hotterthanyou: put some red on your nose
Hotterthanyou: you'd win at Christmas forever

Coachise: omfg

FriendigoTM: I will be Josh the Christmas goblin

Coachise: Josh no-

FriendigoTM: Josh  y e s

Coachise: Jesus Christ

Sammy: I guess that's one way to look at the positives

FriendigoTM: hell yea
FriendigoTM: I win Christmas

Hotterthanyou: you could also win Halloween

Coachise: he doesn't need fangs and antlers to do that Jess

FriendigoTM: that's correct
FriendigoTM: remember when I turned that rental space into a sunken ship for a Halloween party?

Hotterthanyou: obviously
Hotterthanyou: I was the best looking mermaid at that party

FriendigoTM: also correct

Coachise: I wish it was Halloween

Sammy: it's May

Coachise: we could celebrate early

Sammy: no

Coachise: wack
Coachise: I'm being oppressed

Sammy: ????

Coachise: KRUSTY CRAB IS UNFAIR
Coachise: MR KRABS IS IN THERE

FriendigoTM: STANDING AT THE CONCESSION
FriendigoTM: PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION

Hotterthanyou: why are you two allowed to have phones

FriendigoTM: why are YOU
FriendigoTM: Miss I-Lost-Like-Four-Phones-Before-February

*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*

Coachise: ladies and gentlemen
Coachise: we got em

FriendigoTM: ooooooof

Sammy: it's too early for this, even for me
Sammy: I'm going back to bed

*Sammy has gone offline*

FriendigoTM: coward
FriendigoTM: it's only 6 AM

Coachise: on a Saturday
Coachise: she isn't wrong
Coachise: how are you even awake right now???

FriendigoTM: bold of you to assume I slept at all last night, even before all the antler shit

Coachise: Jesus Christ

FriendigoTM: I am going to collapse at any moment
FriendigoTM: please excuse me while I find a place to do so without breaking every bone in my body

*FriendigoTM has gone offline*

Coachise: w a c k

*bitchierthanyou has come online*

Bitchierthanyou: that's the sound he'll make when he falls down the stairs trying to sleep standing up

Coachise: O O O F

*bitchierthanyou has gone offline*

Coachise: the fuck-

*Coachise has gone offline*