*MikeyBoi has come online*
MikeyBoi: y'all why's this chat been so fuckin dead
MikeyBoi: where'd you fuckers go
*Coachise has come online*
Coachise: stressed man
Coachise: court hearing is tomorrow
MikeyBoi: I know, dad's kept me updated
MikeyBoi: should be an easy case really
*BeaniebabyTM has come online*
BeaniebabyTM: I'm surprised it's been going so fast
BeaniebabyTM: I guess your dad was right about timing everything right
MikeyBoi: yup
MikeyBoi: if we're lucky, we'll get that bitch a jail sentence and win a custody battle in one day
BeaniebabyTM: hope so
*Hotterthanyou has come online*
Hotterthanyou: you got this!!
Hotterthanyou: you're like
Hotterthanyou: the second most responsible person I know
BeaniebabyTM: thanks
BeaniebabyTM: I think
MikeyBoi: second???
Coachise: who's the first???
Hotterthanyou: probably Sam
BeaniebabyTM: that's valid
MikeyBoi: yea
*Bitchierthanyou has come online*
Bitchierthanyou: my brother is trying to cook
Bitchierthanyou: I'm afraid for my life
BeaniebabyTM: isn't he like 11???
Bitchierthanyou: 10
Bitchierthanyou: he's trying to make Mac and cheese by himself
Bitchierthanyou: I offered to help him but he insisted he could do it himself
Bitchierthanyou: so I'm just sitting here watching him
Coachise: tell him I support him
Bitchierthanyou: his ego doesn't need to get any bigger
MikeyBoi: is he making the stuff out of the box???
Bitchierthanyou: no
Bitchierthanyou: mom never buys that stuff
Bitchierthanyou: he's trying to do it from scratch
BeaniebabyTM: does he at least have a recipe???
Bitchierthanyou: Nope
Bitchierthanyou: HES TRYING TO USE MILK TO BOIL THE NOODLES
Coachise: I thought we already figured out that boiled milk was pasteurized???
Bitchierthanyou: Christopher I will high five you with a chair
Coachise: !!!
MikeyBoi: I'd pay to see that
BeaniebabyTM: just use your hand
BeaniebabyTM: less hassle and it hurts just as bad
MikeyBoi: oof
Bitchierthanyou: I'm putting a stop to this madness
Hotterthanyou: LET
Hotterthanyou: HIM
Hotterthanyou: COOK
Bitchierthanyou: this isn't cooking
Bitchierthanyou: this is mad science
Coachise: LET HIM COOK
Coachise: LET HIM COOK
Coachise: LET HIM COOK
BeaniebabyTM: babe please-
Bitchierthanyou: I now have to make it for him instead
Bitchierthanyou: I'll be back later
*Bitchierthanyou has gone offline*
Coachise: wack
Hotterthanyou: Jesus Christ
BeaniebabyTM: this is why Mel isn't allowed near the stove
Hotterthanyou: I'm not either
Coachise: oml
Hotterthanyou: I'm serious!!
Hotterthanyou: I tried making my mom breakfast for Mother's Day since I was at her house that week
Hotterthanyou: instead I had to wake her up to call the fire department
Coachise: how old were you???
Hotterthanyou: 17
Coachise: Jesus fucking Christ
Coachise: I give up
*Coachise has gone offline*
Hotterthanyou: >:(
Hotterthanyou: rude
BeaniebabyTM: it's okay Jess, we can get sam to teach us
Hotterthanyou: true
Hotterthanyou: she'll probably only teach us vegan stuff tho
BeaniebabyTM: oh well
Hotterthanyou: well now I'm hungry
Hotterthanyou: imma find some food
*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*
MikeyBoi: same
*MikeyBoi has gone offline*
*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*
A/N: I'm now realizing it's not very clear but there's a bit of time in between each chapter. It can be hard to tell because I don't do timestamps, so sorry if that's confusing!! Unfortunately the legal system doesn't work very fast, at least not in my country
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Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists
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