*Coachise has come online*
Coachise: OK IMPORTANT QUESTION
Coachise: IF YOU PUT A MILKSHAKE IN ONE YARD
Coachise: AND CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE IN ANOTHER
Coachise: WHERE DO THE BOYS GO????
*beaniebabyTM has come online*
BeaniebabyTM: Christopher what the actual fuck
*FriendigoTM has come online*
FriendigoTM: an easy answer bro
FriendigoTM: it depends on the boys sexuality
FriendigoTM: the str8 ones go to the milkshake and the gay ones go to the cold one
*hotterthanyou has come online*
Hotterthanyou: what about the bi ones???
FriendigoTM: they get to run back and forth between the two
*MattyB has come online*
MattyB: what about the ace ones?
FriendigoTM: they get water
FriendigoTM: or better yet, they're eating a sandwich instead
FriendigoTM: because they aren't thirsty
Hotterthanyou: oh
Hotterthanyou: my
Hotterthanyou: god
Coachise: it,,,, it all makes sense now,,,, thank you for your enlightenment,,,,
FriendigoTM: you're welcome children
*Sammy has come online*
Sammy: I swear I'm gonna set time limits on your phones one of these days
FriendigoTM: not if you can't get to my phone
Coachise: blease dont
Coachise: piss off
Coachise: the MomFriendTM
BeaniebabyTM: yea
BeaniebabyTM: then who will drive us around and make us act like adults
MattyB: I think if Sam retired
MattyB: Ashley could take her place
Coachise: I second that
FriendigoTM: thirded
BeaniebabyTM: woah slow down there bois
BeaniebabyTM: What makes you think I want to???
Sammy: and how does one retire from being the responsible friend?
Coachise: no no no Sam
Coachise: Ashley is the responsible friend
Coachise: you are the MOM friend
Coachise: there's a difference
Sammy: ???
BeaniebabyTM: ????
FriendigoTM: What's with the ????
FriendigoTM: everyone knows that
FriendigoTM: it's science
BeaniebabyTM: is it though?
Coachise: 110%
Hotterthanyou: How did we go from milkshakes to this?
MattyB: I don't ask anymore
MattyB: it's safer that way
*MikeyBoi has come online*
MikeyBoi: Chris that meme is old
Coachise: So are your pickup lines
Hotterthanyou: OOOOOOOO
BeaniebabyTM: OOOOOOOOOO
MattyB: DAAAAAAAMN
FriendigoTM: oof
MikeyBoi: So is that one
FriendigoTM: o o f
MikeyBoi: stop it
FriendigoTM: O O F
BeaniebabyTM: Mike stop trying to change the subject
BeaniebabyTM: it's time for a call out post
BeaniebabyTM: about your god awful pickup lines
MikeyBoi: they aren't awful
Hotterthanyou: yes mike
Hotterthanyou: yes they are
MikeyBoi: :(
MikeyBoi: I didn't come here to be bullied
FriendigoTM: where does one go to be bullied
BeaniebabyTM: school
BeaniebabyTM: even though I don't want to
Coachise: !!!!!!
Coachise: who's bullying you?!
Hotterthanyou: the teachers
Hotterthanyou: by giving us dumb shit to do
Coachise: you right
Coachise: But Seriously, is there something we need to know Ash?
BeaniebabyTM: I'll tell you later
BeaniebabyTM: in the meantime
BeaniebabyTM: my sister just got home so imma go for now
*BeaniebabyTM has gone offline*
Coachise: well that's a little concerning
FriendigoTM: oof
Coachise: Josh,,,,, blease,,,,,
FriendigoTM: o o f
*FriendigoTM has gone offline*
MikeyBoi: well I'm also gonna go since this chat is kinda dead
*MikeyBoi has gone offline*
Hotterthanyou: yeet
*Hotterthanyou has gone offline*
MattyB: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
*MattyB has gone offline*
Coachise: :(
*Coachise has gone offline*
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Until Dawn: This Is Why The Mute Button Exists
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