charmed power of four season 3

coyote Pandora

[Scene: Manor. Foyer. Prue Piper and Leo are there looking at a teen picture of Pandora when she had glasses and braces, stuck on a board along with other people's photos for the 10-year reunion.]

Prue: Alright, I know that it seems like she's being a little neurotic, but high school was hard for her. Really, really hard. You know, she was kind of like Jan Brady, the middle sister, not quite sure where she fits in.

Leo: Jan who?

Piper: Hmm.

Pandora: (from upstairs) Okay, ready or not, here I come.

Prue: Okay, no matter what, just be supportive. (Pandora comes down wearing a very weird black and gold feathered dress.) Wow! Um, you look great.

Leo: Really, really, really great.

Pandora: Leo, two reallys would have been plenty. I look ridiculous.

(Prue Piper and Leo look at each other.)

Prue/Piper/Leo: No!

Leo: Uhh...

Prue: Feathers and...

Leo: Really...

Piper: Yeah.

Pandora: Great, I'm going to my 10-year reunion and win most likely to scare people away at the door.

(Pandora walks over to the mirror and starts removing her make-up. Prue motions for Leo to follow. He walks over to her.)

Leo: Come on, Pandora, isn't this supposed to be a fun thing, you know, going back and seeing all your old friends?

Pandora: You weren't by any chance popular in high school, were you?

Leo: Well, I was... I mean, is there a right answer to this question?

(Leo looks back at Prue and she shakes her head.)

Pandora: Leo, I didn't like high school, not even a little bit. I was nobody in high school.

Prue: Pandora, you were not a nobody.

Pandora: Prue, you were class president. You have no idea what it's like on the other side.

Prue: Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

Pandora: I just, I had this stupid idea that I'd go back in 10 years and show them, and all I'm gonna show them is that I'm a big-haired freak.

Piper: Alright, you do not look like a freak. You just, you don't look like yourself.

Pandora: Well, if I could go as myself, I wouldn't be having this problem.

Leo: Wait, so you mean this is like a costume party?

(They walk into the living room.)

Pandora: What I mean is I'm this super powerful witch who's engaged to a Whitelighter saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are going to see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.

Prue: Did you put a lot of hairspray on that hair?

Pandora: No.

Prue: Well, then all is not lost. By the time I'm done with you, you are going to be the hottest chick at the reunion.

Pandora: Really?

Prue: Mmm hmm. Who do you think helped Phoebe go blonde?

Leo: Hey, uh, speaking of Phoebe, maybe you guys should invite her to join you, she's been kind of distant lately.