charmed power of four season 3

sleuthing with the enemy

[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Prue, Pandora and Piper are making a potion. There are ingredients everywhere. Piper puts something in a pot and a flame shoots up.]

Piper: Ugh!

(flame shoots up)

Pandora: Okay, even if this works, we still have to find Belthazor.

Prue: Well, I have an idea how to do that but first things first. Cockles.

Piper: Cockles?

Prue: They're over by the crickets.

Piper: And what exactly are they?

Prue: Small leaping insects that chirp.

Pandora: That's funny. I meant the cockle shells, not the crickets.

Prue: I'm not really sure but as long as they help vanquish Belthazor that's all I really care about.

Piper: It would be nice to get back to our lives such as they were.

Prue: Pigs feet.

Piper: Yecchh.

Prue: Yecchh?

Pandora: Yecchh.

Prue: So you can slice up a chunk of demon flesh but you can't touch pigs foot.

Piper: I'm a vegetarian.

Prue: Since when?

Piper: Since now.

Prue: Now is not the time to get squeamish, okay. This recipe is very important. We have to follow it to a T. (Prue puts a pigs foot in the pot and another flame shoots up.) Ooh!

Pandora: Poor piggy.

Prue: Uh, everything's in there, we just need to get the slice of Belthazor flesh and we're good to go. Let's test it. Pheebs?

Piper: Something tells me she's not in a vanquishing mood.

Prue: Why not?

Piper: She's worried about Cole. She hasn't heard from him in over a week.

Prue: And that's a bad thing?

Piper: Prue.

Prue: You know what? I don't like him and I don't trust him. And it has nothing to do with him being a greasy lawyer either.

(Phoebe walks in.)

Phoebe: Greasy what?

Piper: Uh, greasy layer. There's a greasy layer on this potion.

Prue: Too much mandrake.

Pandora: Okay, uh, what do you say we do this incantation.

Phoebe: Anything to get rid of Belthazor before Cole gets back. And he is coming back.

Piper: Okay.

Prue/Piper/Phoebe/Pandora: "Spirits of air, forests and sea, set us of this demon free; beasts of hoof and beasts of shell, drive this evil back to hell."

(The potion bubbles.)

Phoebe: Uh-oh, didn't work.

Prue: No, you forgot the Belthazor flesh.

Pandora: Oh yes.

Phoebe: How can we forget the Belthazor flesh?

(Pandora gets the flesh out of the fridge.)

Prue: Such a slacker.

Pandora: Give me a second, lady. All right, ready? (She puts the flesh in the pot and it explodes. Pandora falls to the ground.)