charmed power of four season 3

We all scream for icecream

[Scene: P4. The place is full of people dancing. Phoebe Pandora and Piper are in the alcove. Pandora is peeking around the curtain, looking at some guy. The guy is staring back at her. Phoebe and Piper come and stands next to her.]

Phoebe: What's with the hide-and-go-peek?

Pandora: He's still staring at me.

Piper: Who?

Pandora: The guy at the end of the bar.

(The guy smiles.)

Phoebe: Oh, no, honey, that's not staring, that's flirting.

Pandora: You say tomato.

Piper: No, I say relax-o. (They sit back down.) He seems pretty harmless. I mean, he's clean cut, innocent. The kind of guy that a girl could teach a few things to.

Pandora: Hello? A girl that's in a serious relationship. Besides, it's always the innocent looking ones you have to watch out for.

(Prue walks in the alcove and sits down.)

Prue: Hi, hey, alright, I need some professional help.

Phoebe: No arguments here.

Prue: Ha, cute. (to Pandora) Uh, where is your DJ?

Pandora: Uh, he's on break. Why? What's going on?

Prue: You know when you get a song stuck in your head and you can't seem to get it out?

Phoebe: Yeah, tell me about it. I couldn't get The Facts of Life theme song out of my head for like three years.

Prue: Alright, well, I have absolutely no idea what this one is and it's driving me crazy. And I thought that maybe your DJ might recognise it or something.

Piper: How's it go?

Prue: I'm not gonna sing it for you.

Piper: Why not? Maybe we'll recognise it.

Prue: Okay. (She hums something.) Anything?

Piper: Nada.

Phoebe: I'm thinking if you try it again with a little bit more oomph, you know, maybe some choreography, and Piper could back you up with some old-school beatbox?

Prue: Why did I know that I would get absolutely no help out of you crazy people?

(She walks away. Piper Pandora and Phoebe follow.)

Piper: Oh, come on, wait a minute. Wait. We can't let you leave completely empty handed.

(Piper hands Prue a card.)

Prue: What is this?

Phoebe: Well, it seems like you really reconnected with our friend Justin. He's inviting us to his big annual family barbecue.

Pandora: Sounds like fun.

Prue: For who? I mean, you know, Justin and I are still in the flirtatious banter stage in the relationship. I think hanging out with the folks might put a dampener on it.

Phoebe: Is that all?

Prue: Yeah, what do you mean?

Phoebe: I mean, are you sure it's not because it's a big family gathering?

Prue: Okay, if you're gonna go with the "Prue's got parental issues" card, let me save you some time.

Phoebe: Oh, Prue, it's not like we blame you. I mean, seeing complete connected families is hard on all of us, but we can't spend our lives avoiding what bothers us.