Veteran: No! I'm a big man, I am NOT wearing a DRESS!!
Me: Oh you want me to tell Player your secret? 😏
Veteran: ...Fine
Me: *Evil Face*
Veteran: *Walks into a different room*
— A Few Minutes Later —
Veteran: *Walks out of room*
Me: *Laughs*
Veteran: Stop laughing! It's your fault!
Me: I know
Veteran: Nobody is gonna see this I'm taking it off
Me: Nope
Veteran: Yes
Me: Guys! Veteran has something to show you!
Everyone but me and Veteran: *Rush to room*
Mr. Cheese: *Pushes Mr. Egg* Haha! Dumb dork moron!
Mr. Egg: Ouch *unhappy face*
Player: *Sees Veteran* Veteran what are you wearing?! *Laughs*
Everyone else but me, Veteran, and Player: *Looks in Veteran's direction*
Ninja: 何してるの?！すごいおもしろいけどね。。。
PoopyFarts96: *Farts*
Captain: Good one, PoopyFarts!
TheGentleman: Veteran, why are you wearing that?
Veteran: It was a dare. It's Calypso's fault!
Me: *Evil Face*
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PoopyFarts96: *Surprised Fart Noises*
Me: *Evil Face* You have to
PoopyFarts96: *Unhappy face*
PoopyFarts96: *Goes to other room*
— A Few Minutes Later —
PoopyFarts96: *Walks out of room*
Me: Wow you look like a new person! (He is still brown but his hat is one top hat, he changed his name to NotGentleman96)
PoopyFarts96: *Farts*
Me: You have to talk
PoopyFarts96: *Sad face*
Me: Come on, you can talk
PoopyFarts96: *Pulls out book from under hat*
Me: *Confused face* What?
PoopyFarts96: *Writes down something*
Me: What does it say?
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "I am mute, I have a machine that farts for me"
Me: Oh, I'm sorry
PoopyFarts96: *Writes again*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "It's ok, yo didn't know. I can still be someone else, you can introduce me and say I'm mute!"
Me: Good idea, PF!
Both of us: *Walks to cafeteria*
Me: *Calls Emergency Meeting*
— Emergency Meeting —
Player: Hey! I was trying to do my tasks! I want to win *Sad face*
Me: I need to introduce my friend, here. His name is NotGentleman96. He is mute, but he has a book he can write in!
PoopyFarts96: *Happy Face*
TheGentleman: Oh, your name is like mine! We all also know someone with a 96 in their name. Do you happen to know PoopyFarts96?
PoopyFarts96: *Shakes head no*
TheGentleman: Ok
Player: Can we go back to our tasks now?
PoopyFarts96: *Writes something down*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "Red- I mean Player sus"
Player: *Angry face*
Me: *Whisper to PoopyFarts96: How did you know the red thing?*
PoopyFarts96: *Writes something down*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "I play in public lobbies from time to time"
Me: *Whisper to PoopyFarts96: Oh ok*
Mr. Cheese: Let's vote someone out!
Captain: Well, NotGentleman96 said Player was sus so...
All those in favor of casting Player into the large, limitless void of space say 'aye!'
Everyone but me, Player, and PoopyFarts96: Aye!
Player: *Sad Face*
PoopyFarts96: *Writes something down*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "Aye!"
Me: Wait! Did Player do anything sus?!
Mr. Cheese: He exists! That's sus enough!
Captain: *Angry face* Alright all in favor of casting Mr. Cheese into the large limitless void of space say 'Aye!'
Everyone but Mr. Cheese and PoopyFarts96: Aye!
PoopyFarts96: *Shows the "Aye!" from before*
Mr. Cheese: Are you serious?!
TheGentleman: I'm sorry, Mr. Cheese, but pegging Player as sus for existing?! Balderdash!
Mr. Cheese: *Gets Ejected*
Among Us: Mr. Cheese was an Impostor. 1 Impostor remains.
Player: Yay! I'm closer to winning!
PoopyFarts96: *Points at Ria*
Me: What about Ria?
PoopyFarts96: *Writes something down*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "Who is that? I never met her!"
Me: Oh that's just my friend, Ria. Some people say she's dating Mr. Egg.
Ria: Hi, NotGentleman96!
PoopyFarts96: *Waves hi*
Me: Do you know sign language?
PoopyFarts96: *Shakes head no*
Me: Oof
PoopyFarts96: *Writes something down*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: "Should I reveal myself?"
Me: Yes!
PoopyFarts96: *Switches hat to toilet paper*
Player: PoopyFarts96?!
PoopyFarts96: *Nods head*
Player: Why aren't you talking? Or farting?
PoopyFarts96: *Writes something down*
PoopyFarts96's Writing: I am mute, and the farts are a machine that I don't have on me right now.
TheGentleman: Oh!
Everyone but me, Player, and PoopyFarts96: So PoopyFarts96 was NotGentleman96?!
Me: Yep!
PoopyFarts96: *Nods head*
Player: Cool!
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Player: Yes! A good dare! But I can't do it. I'll try harder, but right now I can't.
Me: Why?
Player: Do you KNOW how long it will take?!
Me: You're right. I'll give you a easier dare next time.
Player: Thank you!
Me: You're welcome *Happy Face*
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Among Us Logic Dares
ActionDare any AUL characters! WARNING: No NSFW, I will NEVER write that. Also, this book is practically dead, I have screentime limits. However, I may make it active again with the power of: the computer. [THIS FANFIC IS LARGELY DISCONTINUED. THERE WILL...
