Mother: Ok, fine. His mini crewmate will be happy with Timmy and Franklin anyway *Happy face*
Me: Ok go do it >:3
Mother: *Sneaks to Not Orange room*
Not Orange: *Texting Blue/Monster*
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: Can I play with you dad?
Not Orange: No! I'm texting Blue! Go play with Cheddar!
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: I don't like Cheddar he bites me *Shows scar*
Not Orange: Too bad! I don't play with Pets! And I'm not your dad!
Mother: *Thinks: Poor Baby! I'm gonna get his crewmate!
Me: *Stare*
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: *Cries*
Not Orange: I can't wait until I can leave this ship! I'll take you to the adoption center!
Mother: *Visibly Angry*
Not Orange: *Gets phone call*
Not Orange: I'll be back, you better not complain!
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: Ok dad *Sad face*
Not Orange: I'm NOT your dad!
Not Orange: *Leaves Room*
Mother: *Sneaks in room*
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: *Stare*
Mother: Come here, I'll save you!
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: I don't really know, will you be a good home?
Mother: Yes!
Not Orange: *Comes back in room*
Not Orange: CYA- I MEAN MOTHER, GET OUT!!!
Mother: Ok, but first- *Picks up Not Orange's Mini Crewmate*
Not Orange: Put my pet DOWN!
Mother: No! You have done bad to him!
Not Orange: *Grabs spray bottle and sprays his mini crewmate*
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: *Cries*
Mother: That is NOT OK!!! *Slaps Not Orange and runs out of room with his mini crewmate*
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: My dad!
Mother: It'll be ok, I'll introduce you to Timmy and Franklin!
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: Ok, but what's my name? Dad just called me Mini Crewmate.
Mother: How about James?
Not Orange's Mini Crewmate: I like it!
Mother: Then that's your name *Happy*
James: Yay!
— When Mother Gets To Her Room —
Timmy: Who dat?
Mother: This is your new brother, James!
Franklin: Kill. *Pulls out knife*
Mother: No, do not kill James!
Franklin: *Sad face*
Timmy: He looks familiar?...
Mother: He was Not Orange's Mini Crewmate. I named him James.
Timmy: Oh...
Not Orange: *Knocks on door*
Mother: Who is it?
Not Orange: Orange
Mother: Orange who? ARE YOU NOT ORANGE?!
Not Orange: Yes
Mother: No coming in!
Not Orange: *Busts down door*
Mother: *Defensively hugs Timmy, Franklin, and James*
Not Orange: Fine you can have my Mini Crewmate.
Mother: Thank you, and he has a name now.
Not Orange: What is it?
Mother: James.
Not Orange: *Leaves Room*
Mother: Huh, guess he didn't like the name. Oh well.
James: Are you my new mommy?
Mother: Yes
James: Yay!
Timmy: *Hugs James*
Franklin: *Stares at James like he's an impostor*
Mother: *Hugs her sons*
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