Mr. Cheese: No! Why do they dare me so much!
Me: I don't know, maybe the fact that you're the most loved?
Mr. Cheese: Maybe. I guess being best isn't the greatest.
Me: Yup! And because you're the best, now you have to admit Player's better!
Mr. Cheese: Nope. I can't and I won't.
Me: TheGentleman~
TheGentleman: Yeah, Calypso?
Me: I know why Mr. Cheese hates Mr. Egg!
Mr. Cheese: STOP.
TheGentleman: Why?
Me: Because he's jealous that you like him more!
Mr. Cheese: *Blushes as red as Player's suit*
TheGentleman: Oh my! My cheesy prince, I do NOT like that egg more than you! Why would you think that?
Mr. Cheese: I- I don't know..
Me: YOU'RE STILL DOING THAT DARE
Mr. Cheese: Nope. You have no leverage on me!
Me: I'll get you an egg crusher-
Mr. Cheese: OH MY GOD DEAL
TheGentleman: NANI?!
— In The Cafeteria —
Mr. Cheese: *Calls Emergency Meeting*
— Emergency Meeting —
Player: If this is another dare I SWEAR-
Mr. Cheese: I- I have a confession-
Mr. Egg: Is it that you're a cheesehead? Cause if that's the confession I ALREADY KNEW!!
TheGentleman: Shut up, Mr. Egg!
Mr. Egg: *Sad face*
Mr. Cheese: I'm gonna say this ONCE.. and I can't believe I'm even saying this..
PLAYER IS BETTER THAN ME!!!
Player: What?! I didn't know you thought that! I knew I did, but I didn't know if it was true! Now I might actually win!
Me: Heh maybe!
Mr. Cheese: HA! You sad, gullible, little noob! That was a dare!
Stoner: Why are you, like, copying me?
Mr. Cheese: Cause you made a perfect insult for him!
Stoner: Uh.. ok?
Captain: Dang... Well Player, maybe Mr. Cheese hates you but I personally-
Mr. Egg: I HOPE SOMEONE DARES MR. CHEESE TO SAY I'M BETTER!!
Me: But what if it's reversed?
Mr. Egg: What do you mean?
Me: What if YOU have to say MR. CHEESE is better?!
Mr. Egg: I will be VERY UPSET!
Mr. Cheese: Calypso, you owe me!
Me: Fine! *Makes egg crusher appear in front of Mr. Cheese*
Mr. Cheese: Mr. Egg! Come here!
Mr. Egg: This better not be stupid, Cheesehead!
Mr. Cheese: Oh, it's gouda!
Mr. Egg: What do you need?
Mr. Cheese: Get on the box!
Mr. Egg: *Gets on box*
Mr. Cheese: HA! *Starts operating Egg Crusher*
Mr. Egg: *Screams in pain*
Mr. Cheese: Anybody hear those angels?
Mr. Egg: *Dies*
Captain: We know who the impostor is!
*Everyone but Mr. Cheese and Mr. Egg vote Mr. Cheese*
Among Us: Mr. Cheese was an Impostor. 1 Impostor remains.
Veteran: *Whispers to Lieutenant: Heh, who you wanna get next?*
Lieutenant is Veteran's Mini Crewmate.
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