Captain: Wha-?!
Veteran: NO!!
Captain: I GET TO BE PLAYER'S BESTIE!!!
Veteran: NO I'M HIS BEST FRIEND SHUT UP!!
Captain: NOPE. I'M HIS BESTIE AND THERE'S NOTHING STOPPING IT.
Me: Yup! Coolerproductions wants it, so Coolerproductions gets it!
Veteran: FINE, BUT THEN ME. CHEESE AND ME. EGG SHOULD TRY THIS TOO!!
Me: If they get dared~
Veteran: *Angry*
Captain: *Dancing Around*
Veteran: Hey Captain what about your GF?
Captain: YOU BETTER NOT DO ANYTHING TO HER!!
Veteran: Heh. Might make ya guys BREAK UP!! Just like what I did to Player!
Captain and me: WHAT
Veteran: I didn't like her. He deserves better!
Me: But he was happy! You have no idea how sad he was!
Veteran: And how would you know? I'm his best friend, he didn't even know of your existence until like a week ago!
Me: I. Can. SPY!!
Veteran: Wow, creep alert!
Captain: Can't we just do the dare!
Me: Ok guys, go change!
Veteran: How we gonna get each other's voices?
Me: A great question for MR. CHEESE when he pretended to be PLAYER. I'm just gonna use my magic *Snaps fingers and their voices change*
Captain (Veteran's voice): What the-?
Veteran (Captain's voice): Uhhhh-
Me: GO CHANGE, GIVE EACHOTHER YOUR HATS AND PAINT YOURSELVES SO I CAN GET YOUTO JOIN BEFORE SOMEONE STARTS THE ROUND!
Veteran and Captain: Ok *Give other bean hat*
—When they have changed—
Me: Woah I can't even tell except by knowing and by your actions!
Veteran: Yeah but I don't wanna be Captain!
Captain: SHUSH!! YOU'RE GONNA RUIN MY DREAM OF BEING PLAYER'S BESTIE
Veteran: You shush, me! You look and sound like me, act like me!
Captain: Then you act like me!
Veteran: *Annoying Voice: Hi I'm Captain I have a major crush on Player and everyone knows and Player rejects being besties and I make poor money choices and buy PS5s for people who don't like me*
Captain: *Angry* I'll do that too then! And I don't have a crush on Player! *Annoying Voice: Hi I'm Veteran everyone thinks me and Player are in a relationship and I have a crush on Greaser and cry a lot I play too much Among Us and my keyboard breaks when NoVisor chases me I have needed to buy like 5 so far*
Veteran: THAT WAS WAY MEANER THAN MINE GOOD JOB AT BEING ME *Sad face tho*
Me: Let's just go before you forget about the dare and just say bad things about each other!
Veteran: But what if I wanna hang with Player?
Me: Ya can't!
Captain: He's my bestie for the round!
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Among Us Logic Dares
ActionDare any AUL characters! WARNING: No NSFW, I will NEVER write that. Also, this book is practically dead, I have screentime limits. However, I may make it active again with the power of: the computer. [THIS FANFIC IS LARGELY DISCONTINUED. THERE WILL...
