Among Us Logic Dares

Eh, not really a dare

Player: GUYS SHE AIN'T DEAD!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Me: -.-

Foxxlo: Where ya been??

Me: Hehe~ doing things

Foxxlo: ...Sus

Veteran: Oh hey Calypso

Me: 'Sup

Veteran: Seems you've changed a bit. K.

Me: Well, yeah! I've seen some new stuff since my last game ;)

Veteran: Ok well let me update you on some stuff:

Player and Veteran are officially dating

Player has gotten better an wins about 50% of the time

Foxxlo made a cult

Mother lost Timmy in the vents

TheGentleman and Mr. Cheese adopted a mini crewmate

For some reason there's a huge af statue of.. ME?!

Me: ITS ONLY BEEN A MONTH SHEEESH

Veteran: Yeah, and?

Me: Nothing big happened when I was around, but the second I leave EVERYTHING HAPPENS.

Veteran: Play more. It's 2022.

Me: Maybe.

Player: Vet??

Veteran: Yeah?

Player: Wanna- OMG GET AWAY FROM HER-

Me: Whats wrong.

Veteran: Oh yeah... Player missed you a lot and had nightmares. Thinks you're gonna kill him or something-

Player: N-not me. Death is a reward for me. W-who? VETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Me: Player, it's me! I won't hurt you, I still like you! I just don't love you

Player: I-I don't trust you. And what's that on your hand-? Cami-

Me: N-NOTHING!!!!!! O///O

Player: Mhmmm yeah sure

Veteran: See she's fine

Player: I guess...

Foxxlo: *Smirk* Should I tell Player what he was reading?

Me: NO- I mean, *Whispers: No, I don't have the heart to tell him about Camilo.*

Foxxlo: Okay then!

Mr. Cheese: CALYPSO-!

Me: Hey?

Mr. Cheese: I knew you'd return!

TheGentleman: Hello, Calypso. Fancy seeing you here after a month.

Me: Hey, why are you so eager Mr. Cheese?

Mr. Cheese: I need tips

Me: For what?

Mr. Cheese: BEFRIENDING FOXXLO-

Foxxlo: Never. I hate you.

Mr. Cheese: See?! How'd you get on her good side?!

Me: Maybe I don't spend whole nights plotting and/or dreaming about killing Mr. Egg-

Mr. Cheese: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TRAITOR'S NAME!!!!!!!!!!

Player: Wha-

TheGentleman: Let's just say they made up and then Mr. Egg covered Mr. Cheese in egg yolk the next week.

Foxxlo: CLASSIC REVENGE

Me: Haha

Player: So... Calypso.. Can we talk???

Me: Sure???

Me & Player: *Leave room*

Player: I had a question

Me: Yeah?

Player: I heard you talking about what I saw on your arm, you mentioned my name? 

Me: Hehehe yeah

Player: *Blushes*

Me: Anyway- it's mostly that if I told you, you probably wouldn't like it...

Player: What is uhh... Cami?

Me: Don't worry about it. Go back to Veteran.

Player: I had another question...

Me: Go ahead

Player: I know the chances are bleak and you've moved on but... do you wanna be in a poly relationship with me and Veteran??? *Visor glows cutely*

Me: I'm sorry, but I'm not really interested

Player: Ok-

Me: Sorr-

Player: *Runs away*

Veteran: DID YOU REJECT HIM?! 

Me: Yeah? I don't like him, nor you, like that.

Veteran: Oh...

Me: WAIT YOU LIKED ME TOO?!

Veteran: Yup.. but I guess that's it. I'll find Player, he needs comfort.

Me: Ok

Player: *Is hiding in corner, in same room, without anyone knowing*

Me: Foxxlo, what are we gonna do about him?

Foxxlo: IDK, maybe just let him get over you

Me: You know he just asked me out again?

Foxxlo: WHAT

Me: Yup. I said no due to Cami- I mean, HIM

Foxxlo: Why say him?

Me: He's nearby, I feel it. 

Foxxlo: I don't see him?

Me: *Super hearing* I hear him- OVER THERE! *Points at Player*

Player: Leave me alone, traitor. You like that 'Cami' guy.

Me: I said I didn't like you anymore. Plus, no, I- *Blush* -don't

Player: Mhmmm okay sure

Me: It's true, right Foxxlo?

Foxxlo: Yeah... so true.

Player: Ok...

Mr. Egg: I'm back!

Foxxlo: MR. EGGGGG

Me: Lol

Foxxlo: *Hugs Mr. Egg*

Mr. Cheese: Hmphh

Mr. Egg: *Spots Mr. Cheese and laughs, thinking back to the egg yolk*

Me: Must've been funny

Veteran: GUYS.. COME SEE THIS! 

Me: Foxxlo, what's that in his hand..?

Foxxlo: THAT'S NOT IN HIS HAND, IT'S ON HIS HAND, AND IT'S BLOOD!!!!!!!!

Everyone but Veteran and Foxxlo: *Gasp*

Hehehe thought I'd make a small lil plot twist...