Captain: Yes! This is the best dare EVER!
Player: *Annoyed face* I don't want to
Me: I'll give you a free win
Player: *Surprised face* YES
Me: Ok let's do it *Evil face*
Me: *Calls Emergency Meeting*
— Emergency Meeting —
Veteran: Hey, I was about to show Lieutenant how to do the asteroids task!
Me: Too bad!
Mr. Cheese: *Points at me* This one's trouble!
Me: Haha
Player: *Blushing very hard*
Captain: *Looking at Player excited*
Me: *Starts playing music*
Player: *Runs*
Me: Hey Player! Get back here!
Player (From other room): No!
Me: Yes or no free win!
Player: FINE!
Me: *Starts music again*
Player: *Still looking very embarrassed*
Player: Wait do I say Player or Captain at the one part?
Me: CAPTIAN!! *Laughs*
Player: *Looks abused*
Captain: Ooooooh~
Captain: Player Player Player!
Player: Captain Captain Captain!
Both: He's my best friend best friend best friend!
Captain: Player Player Player!
Player: Captain Captain Captain!
Both: He's my best friend best friend best friend!
Captain: Player Captain Player Captain best friends best friends best friends!
Player: Captain Player Captain Player best friends best friends best friends!
Player: *Becomes even redder if that's even possible*
Captain: *Very happy*
Veteran: *Crying*
Player: Veteran why are you crying?
Veteran: I'm not talking to you, Player.
Player: *Hurt*
Veteran: *Leaves room*
Me: Uh oh... I think he thinks your best friends with Captain and not him!
Player: I WOULD NEVER!
Me: But he doesn't know that.
Me: *Goes into room with Veteran*
Veteran: Go away, Player!
Me: I'm not Player, I'm Calypso!
Veteran: Sorry, you guys look the same!
Me: I know
Me: Player isn't best friends with Captain! He was dared to sing that!
Veteran: Oh- so THAT explains it!
Me: Yup
Veteran: *Runs out of room*
Captain: *Looks mad at Veteran*
Veteran: *Tackle Hugs Player*
Player: Ow!
Captain: You're cramping our style, mucacho!
Veteran: No, you're cramping ours!
Captain: You wanna fight?
Veteran: That would be animal abuse!
Captain: *Gasp*
Player: OH!!!
Stoner: Sick burn!
Mr. Cheese: *Tugs TheGentleman to a room*
*Everyone suddenly hears a TV go on*
Mr. Cheese: TheGentleman wanna watch Among Us Logic? I heard it's good!
TheGentleman: Oh fine!
Mr. Cheese: Ok, just gotta get on GameToons..
Power: IMMA DESTROY THIS YOU SHALL NEVER WATCH YOURSELF MWAHAHA SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE UR ON CAMERA MOSTLY HAHA YOULL NEVER KNOW
*Turns off*
Me: Oh great, the power is off!
Player: I'll get it
— 10 minutes later —
Me: Where's Player? I'll go investigate! Who wants to come with?
Captain and Veteran: Me!
Me: Rock Paper Scissors!
Captain: *Chooses Scissors*
Veteran: *Chooses Paper*
Captain: Ha I won!
Me: Ok Captain, let's go!
— When we get there —
Dead body reported.
PLAYER IS DEAD.
YET ANOTHER LOSS FOR THE POOR RED BEAN.
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Among Us Logic Dares
ActionDare any AUL characters! WARNING: No NSFW, I will NEVER write that. Also, this book is practically dead, I have screentime limits. However, I may make it active again with the power of: the computer. [THIS FANFIC IS LARGELY DISCONTINUED. THERE WILL...
