Mr. Egg: BUT WHAT ABOUT MR. CHEESE?!
Me: Too bad, Bootieos16 wants it and they're getting it!
Mr. Egg: Mr. Cheese still has that Egg grinder!
Me: TheGentleman!~
Mr. Egg: NO NO NO *Blushes as red as Player's suit*
TheGentleman: *Comes*
Me: Mr. Egg has something to tell you!
TheGentleman: What is it, Mr. Egg?
Mr. Egg: *Whisper: I don't even have my ring!*
Me: *Whisper: Wait you have one?*
Mr. Egg: *Whisper: Yes, ever since I met him!*
Me: Mr. Egg will be back! And get Mr. Cheese as well!
TheGentleman: Ok, I'll get Mr. Cheese!
Mr. Egg: *Rushes to room*
TheGentleman: Beanie Boy! I need you!
Mr. Cheese: Coming!
Mr. Egg: *Comes with the ring in the case hidden under his egg*
Mr. Cheese: *Sees Mr. Egg and looks at TheGentleman angrily*
TheGentleman: Calypso said to get you, sorry!
Mr. Cheese: Hold on! *Leaves and goes to get his Egg Crusher*
Me: This is gonna be good!
TheGentleman: Is this another one of your dares?
Mr. Cheese: *Comes back with Egg Crusher*
Mr. Egg: *Blushes even redder if that's even POSSIBLE*
TheGentleman: What did you need?
Mr. Cheese: Yeah, what did you need Egghead?! I was about to show TheGentleman GameToons!
Mr. Egg: Uhmm.. *Thinks: I can't say a speech like a normal person because this is a dare* The-TheGentleman, will you.. uh.. *Goes down on one knee* marry me? *opens box to show ring*
TheGentleman: Oh my! What a lovely ring!
Mr. Cheese: *Glares at the three of us*
TheGentleman: But I can't. I love Mr. Cheese more, I would regret it!
Mr. Egg: *Looks hurt*
Me: *Laughs*
Mr. Cheese: *Laughs*
TheGentleman: Why is this funny?!
Me: You tell him, Mr. Egg!
Mr. Egg: It was a dare!
Mr. Cheese: Well at least you aren't going with that DING-DONG!
TheGentleman: Come along, Mr. Cheese!
Mr. Cheese and TheGentleman: *Walks away holding hands*
Mr. Egg: *Looks hurt*
Me: What's wrong?
Mr. Egg: I wish I had someone. Everyone hates me for being a so-called "Boyfriend Stealer!"
Me: I know someone who you might like!
Mr. Egg: Who?!
Me: The new girl, Ria! She's my friend!
Mr. Egg: Really?!
Me: Yeah, she says she likes you!
Mr. Egg: *Excited*
— One Month Later —
Ria: Wait, wait, wait! You guys seriously believe in NoVisor?! *Giggles* Everyone knows that he's just an urban legend.
NoVisor: *Creeps up behind Ria*
Player: R-R-Ria!
Ria: Hmm? What is- *Scream as NoVisor kills her*
Player and Veteran: *Scream*
NoVisor: *NoVisor, NoVisor, We Will Make You One Of Us Chant*
Player: We gotta get outta here! But, I can't move!
Veteran: Dude, me neither! I'm like, paralyzed with fear! Either that, or my keyboard's broken!
Player: What do we do?!
NoVisor: *Goes back into darkness of the hallway*
Player: Huh? Is it over?
Mr. Egg: Ria! Nooooooo! You'll pay for this!
Me: Wait! It wasn't Player and/or Veteran! It was NoVisor!
Mr. Egg: NoVisor isn't real!
— Dead Body Reported —
I'm sure you saw the video so you know how the rest is :)
— A Month After The Whole NoVisor Incident —
Ria: *Proposes to Mr. Egg*
Mr. Egg: Yes!
— 1 Hour Later —
Me: See, Mr. Egg? You don't need TheGentleman!
Mr. Egg: You are so right!
Ria: *Kiss Mr. Egg*
There is no need for THIS anymore. It's old, and now Mr. Egg is with Foxxlo. Ignore this chapter's RiaEgg.
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