vamp!neil cicierega x fem reader [lowkey abandoned sorry]

chapter 1: i dont fucking know (pizza rolls and death grips)

neil cicierega texted you saying "hey y/n wanna come to my house and study ;)))))))))) we can make pizza rolls or something" you, being the hopeless romantic decided to agree. you skipped up to his door right at 3 am, you wondered why he wanted to study at fucking 3 am but you decided to ignore it. you knocked on his door and 2 seconds later he opened it. "hello y/n... you look very nice today... or... tonight.. idk." pushing past him, you say thanks and walk to his fridge to cook some pizza rolls. you see him walk over to a cupboard and open it to take out a the money store by death grips vinyl and record player that had mc ride's face plastered all over it. you hear him put on a song and you hear mc ride's familiar voice yelling through the speakers. still fishing through his freezer, you notice he played punk weight, one of your favorite songs. "hey where the fuck are the-" you yelped as he grabbed you and slammed you against the oven. "y/n, i didnt really wanna study. i mean, who the hell does that? anyway, im a vampire and so im gonna use you as my blood farm." "but-" "ah ah ah. shut the hell up. i do not care." as you go to punch his handsome vampire face, he bites into your neck lol. after like 2 minutes of drinking 90% of your blood, he spits it back out. "ew your blood tastes like shit. anyway idc you're still my human blood farm." he fixes his glasses. the room is completely silent except for mc ride's voice yelling some nonsense. "do you want a band-aid or something?" "no, i guess ill leave now.." you walk to his front door but before you can leave he stands infront of you. "nobody can know about this y/n. nobody. i will murder you and cover you in honey if you tell someone." "k whatever, can i go now?" "sure i guess" he steps out of your way and you rush through the door blushing.

a/n: why are you reading this