vamp!neil cicierega x fem reader [lowkey abandoned sorry]

chapter 10: a very weird science valentine's day special

part 1
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after living in the woods for months you and neil decided to drive all the way to detroit and hide out there, since eating nothing but squirrels and grass got a little monotonous and downright just fucking disgusting after a day. you were starting to miss the comforts of city life, such as seeing someone get stabbed and robbed downtown, or some other typical nightmare of living in a big city. you guys were living as squatters in a random ass abandoned house because you and neil were poor asf 😂😂🥸😪 i mean living undercover is hard ig lol but one day, as you were asleep on the dirt floor, neil kicked down the door. "Y?N!!111!!!122112!21##324344!!!111 i found someth-AHYTREWRSTYYUJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" he screamed as you threw your protection pistol at him. "oh sorry i thought you were the cops lol" neil rubbed his face, frowning, then popped back into his semi permanent jolly and annoying state. "anyways i found this neswpaper advertising an old friend of mine's new stand up comedy here in town" you grabbed the newspaper from him and scanned over it. "wait a minute... youre friends with,,, superman?" you asked neil. " oh.. yeah eheh um anyway" "yasss queen slay purr" you said. neil sussily blushed and cleared his throat, then took the newspaper back from your hands. "anyways, i think he just might be what we need to get out of this shit hole..." he looked around, gesturing to the random shack you were residing in for the past however many months. "awesome sauce" you remarked, hoping that neil would be able to pull whatever he was planning off.

a/n: ik this is short but i just wanna get something published at least since october + more is coming soon im just too lazy to write it all rn