"so," y/n started. "why are you following me? thats a bit sussy not gonna lie. arent we like dating anyway?" just as neil was about to respond, the door bell rang. "AYO THE PIZZA HERE" y/n screeched as she ran down the stairs. but she would regret this. soon, neil heard y/n's bones fucking breaking from falling down the stairs. "omg are you alright y/n??!?!?!?1?1?1??1?!?!1?1?!" neil interrogates as y/n lies there with a broken leg, crying. "MY EARS BURN" y/n says??? "i should take you to the hospital... BUT WE'RE POOR AND I DONT HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY MEDICAL BILLS SINCE WE LIVE IN AMERICA????" neil contemplates. "wait i thought you made money from making lemon demon songs" "yeah well i spent all of our money on ketamine" neil admits. "FUCK I KNEW YOU WERE ADDICTED YOU SHOULDVE NEVER GONE TO GUY FIERI'S POOL PARTY" "DONT BRING HIM INTO THIS" neil defends the founder of flavor town. then they just started screaming at each other while y/n's bones were still broken.
a/n: im going fucking insane but thanks for the support guys i love this bat shit insane community
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vamp!neil cicierega x fem reader [lowkey abandoned sorry]
Vampirethis is a joke please dont kill me neil 😍 cover photo credit: year of the snake by neil cicierega any and all typos are on purpose and are added for comedic affect holy shit what #1 in the mcdonalds tag as of june 21st 2021
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