Marvel Smut and One-shots

Avengers textposts

A/n: I got this off insta but I can't remember the user

Sam: BUckY WE HAVE TO GO

Bucky: NO WHAT ARE YOU MY MOM

Sam: YES

Bucky: CMON MOM FIVE MORE MINUTES

Sam: *Walks upstairs and opens door* ohmygod

*Morgan doing Bucky's hair in nice pigtails and giving him sparkly makeup*

Bucky: I'm not leaving *scoots toward Sam* until you have make up too

Sam: OH NO HELP

*Door slams*

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Sam: Okay we're all here right?

Steve: No we're missing two people out of the five of us here

Sam: THERE IS SOMEONE DOWNSTAIRS, WHERE ARE THEY?

*Bucky and Peter having a dance battle with the bad guys*

Bucky: YALL ARE GOING DOWWWWN

Sam: *sighs*

Tony: So much for a sneak attack

Peter: I AM NOT LOSING THIS I'M GEN Z

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Zemo: Walker you've fallen into my trap

Walker: I'm Captain America

Bucky: *from behind a wall* NO YOU'RE NOT

Sam: *from behind the other wall* SHUT UP HE'LL KNOW WHERE WE ARE

Zemo: ....

Walker: ....

Zemo: *facepalms*

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Wanda: So there's another witch now

Dr. Strange: Fantastic 

Wanda: I also created this whole thing called the hex where a bunch of people were-

Dr. Strange: *concerned*

Wanda: Never mind Bucky you go

Bucky: There's a fake captain america

Dr. Strange: Oh wel-

Bucky: I hate him

Sam: We know Bucky

Bucky: I hate him

Dr. Strange: ...okay

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A/n: I'll update the Tony stark's daughter parts tonight

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