Marvel Smut and One-shots

Avengers x reader (slight nat x reader) (funnyish Oneshot part 2)

Dedicated to bilingualxbitch 

Word count: 476

i'm sorry this was so random and it wasn't even funny 

There was a loud slam and you woke up with a start, "What the frickity frockity frack bitch?"

"What is the point of not saying fuck if you are going to say bitch right after?"

"Well my beautiful redhead, I need to remain some semblance of a lady."

The red head rolled her eyes, "It's agent Romanoff to you." Then she shoved a cheeseburger at you.

You raised one eyebrows, "How bout I call you daddy?"

"What- No!" To be honest it kinda looked like she thought about it.

You sighed, "Well anyone who brings me food is automatically daddy but fine."

"You seem way to happy about being a murderer," Agent Romanoff didn't look mad just curious.

"Well yeah, it's a day to day thing. Anyway, how about you let me out of here."

She smirked, "That means proving your innocence."

You snapped, "Damn, I have no way to do that."

"Then I'm sorry, I can't let you out."

You tried to keep yourself from bursting out in laughter. Reaching into your back pocket, you slid a document across the table as if it were a bribe.

Natasha picked up the document proving that you couldn't have possibly committed those murders. She was dumbfounded and looked at you like you were crazy. You grinned at her.

"Y/n, quit messing with Nat."

"Bonkyy, quit ruining my fun," You whined when the super soldier interrupted your game.

The other super soldier walked into the room. "Sven!"

"No."

"Yes."

Steve rolled his eyes, "Well we can't let this evil diabolical elf just roam free, so she'll stay here with us."

That led to numerous reactions.

"Did you just call me an elf-"

"I call not sharing a floor with her."

"I'm leaving, forever." Rather dramatically for your taste.

"Bonky don't leave, I'll miss you."

Suddenly a man wearing green appeared right beside you. "Greasy?"

"Oh great, another nickname."

Well this got rather chaotic, hoping to remove yourself from this very bad energied studio, you grabbed Natasha's hand and bolted.

"Slow down."

"Okay, but only cuz you're pretty."

The two of you found yourselves on the roof after quite a bit of running. You were panting because who the fuck likes to run and took a seat. Natasha sat down next to you.

"I don't think you murdered those people."

"Well now I'm kind of offended. Is it because I wore that dinosaur costume once? Because there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for tha-"

"No, because I trust you."

"That's very stupid, you are literally an assassin and those documents were literally forged."

Natasha looked exasperated, "I know, you definitely murdered those people. But you did it for a good reason."

You nodded along thoughtfully, "Yeah those orange cheerios deserved it."

Natasha huffed, "You're so dumb." Then she kissed you and you almost fell of the building.

"What- Why-"

"Because you're pretty and hot."

"No yeah that makes sense," Then y'all made out.

And it all ended happily ever after, well up until the point you accidentally summoned a demon- uh Natasha before her coffee.