Bucky: Yeah the history books know about Steve's asthma but they don't know about his worst illness
Sam: what's that?
Bucky: It's called dumbass disease
Steve [somewhere in the backround] : No i DOnT NeEd a PAraChuTE
Bucky: and it's incurable
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Bucky: *Laying on the ground crying*
Nat: what's wrong with Barnes
Steve : he took a "which avenger is your soulmate" quiz
Nat: ok? and?
Steve: he got Sam
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Peter: *sneezes*
Clint : *in the vents* bless you
Peter: god?
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tchalla: so do you ever hear the winter soldier in your head anymore?
Bucky: sometimes
tchalla: what does he say
Bucky: sometimes he makes up plans to murder everyone in ten foot radius. other times he reminds me to pick up bagels for steve cuz steve likes bagels
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Peter, chilling on the ceiling
bucky, walking into the room: Ah. a spider
bucky pulling out a broom:
peter waving his arms frantically: no wait
bucky hitting peter repeatedly: don't worry i got it
A/n: credit to owners
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Marvel Smut and One-shots
FanfictionBuckle up Fox and friends, it's about to get kinky good ol' smut, fluff and angst Details on the first part Have fun at 3:00am
