Amaya: I'm gonna big brain all of you
Toast: You can try
Corpse: Ha no
Dream: No way you can
Amaya: It's easy. If I say a fruit put up 1 finger and if I say a color put up 2 fingers
Dream: That's how you're going to big brain us? Just say the color or fruit.
Amaya: Orange
Everyone: ...
Random girl: Hey, are you WIFI?
Grian: Why?
Random girl: Cause I think we have connection
Grian: Sorry, this WIFI has a password that only Techno knows
Random girl: ...
Chandler: Should I talk to you as your friend or therapist?
Amaya: Friend
Chandler: Go see a therapist
Amaya: Nvm, therapist
Chandler: Go see a different therapist
Xisuma: You're on THIN ICE Amaya!
Amaya: I'm on stone
Xisuma: It's a metaphor-
Amaya: It's stone
Gold: Why does the bride wear white?
Ren: Because it's the happiest day of her life
Gold: Then why does the groom wear black?
Ella: If you got a dollar for every time you were a cinnabun-
Amaya: I'd be dirt poor with a dead body in my basement
Dream: If being attractive was a crime I'd have a life sentence
Amaya: A life sentence?!
Amaya: For a crime you didn't commit?!
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FanfictionJust a random Drabble book. There will be ships, but I am only shipping their Minecraft personas and not IRL. If anyone gets uncomfortable with the ships I will delete this story faster than you could say Quidditch. **Requests open and welcome(neede...
