Pretty much the evil peeps-
BadTimes: I TRUSTED YOU!
Amaya: ...Why?
Hels: I was arrested for being too cool
Mythro: And your charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
Mythro: Hi
Seen: H-How are you here? You died! I saw you die!
Mythro: Death is a social construct
Ex: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Amaya: Stop romanticizing the past.
Chandler: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Amaya, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Chandler:
Chandler: fsh
Ex: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Hels: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Ex: Absolutely not.
Ex, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Hels: Hey.
BadTimes: Hi.
Amaya: Hello.
Mythro: Hey!
Ex: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Chandler: We were out of Doritos.
Ex: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Wels: >:O language
Amaya sarcastically: Yeah watch your fucking language
Mythro: OKAY WHO TAUGHT AMAYA THE FUCK WORD?
Chandler: 'The fuck word'.
BadTimes: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Amaya: Oh my god they censored it
Chandler: Say fuck, BadTimes.
Amaya: Do it, BadTimes. Say fuck.
Ex: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I'm torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Hels: Okay, but what is updog?
Amaya: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Mythro: Not, that's a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Chandler: No, that's an update. You're thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
BadTimes: Surely, that's Uppsala, where's updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Ex: That's Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Mythro: You're thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Amaya: No, that's an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Hels: What's a henway??
Ex: Oh, about five pounds.
Ex: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Hels: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Ex: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Amaya: Actually I did the math, Hels would have $225, not $0.15.
Hels: Fam I'm right here....
Mythro: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Ex: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Mythro: Sorry I only have a dollar
Ex: :(
Amaya: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hels would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Mythro: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Amaya: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Chandler: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Amaya: Apply juice to what
BadTimes: Directly to the forehead
Hels: Great chat everyone
*The squad right before Badtimes's wedding*
Mythro: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Chandler: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Amaya: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Ex: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
Hels, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE
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