Mcyt one shots

Incorrect quotes #4

Amaya: Grian's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Astelic: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Walli: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Techno: Welcome, fellow idiots
Grian : Hello, Techno
Techno: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Grian : You underestimate me

Grian: You love me, right, Techno?
Techno: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.

Gamerboy80: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
Astelic: Oh, I'm always running
Astelic: The question is from what

Gamerboy80: Astelic, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Astelic: Well of course I have.
Astelic: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Astelic: It's boring.

Ponk: So what do you do?
Sam: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Ponk: Wow, impressive.
Sam: Then I'll move on to Leos.

Ponk, talking to Sam on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to?
Sam: You bet!
Ponk: At what temperature?
Sam: 535.
Ponk: That's the clock.
Sam:
Ponk:
Sam: 536.

Ponk: It's dark in here
Sam: Don't worry dude I got this
Sam: *Stomps their feet*
Sam: *Skechers light up*

Tommy: Hey Tubbo can I get a sip of your water?
Tubbo: It's not water.
Tommy: Vodka, I like your style!
Tubbo: It's vinegar.
Tommy: Wh-Wha-
Tubbo: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Tommy: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Tubbo: Oh, you've been?
Tommy: Once. In Monopoly.

Karl: Can I sit there?

SapNap: That's my lap

Karl: So?

Tommy: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao
Tubbo: What did you do?
Tommy: A MISTAKE

Karl: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that'd be a neat noise
SapNap: I beg to differ
Karl: Then beg

Karl: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
SapNap: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Karl: No! Four to five seconds!
SapNap: Too late!!!

Dream: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
George: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

Dream: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
George: Three words.
Dream: Good enough

Mumbo: I know you snuck out last night, Grian.
Iskall: Play dumb!
Grian: Who's Grian?
Iskall: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

Grian: Um, Mumbo, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Mumbo: We need money!
Grian: You're scamming him?
Mumbo: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Grian: What?! No way!
Mumbo: Why not? We already stole Iskall!
Iskall: Hey guys
Grian: No, we didn't. Iskall can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!
Iskall: I wanna steal

Grian, negotiating with Mumbo: We have Iskall. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Iskall: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
Grian:
Iskall: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Grian: ISKALL STOP

Grian: Ren, can I talk to you for a second?
Ren: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Xisuma are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Grian: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

Techno: PLUS HE'S MINE-!

Grian: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Xisuma: Just rip the bandage off.
Grian: It's Techno.
Xisuma: Put the bandage back on.

*The group is getting into the car*
Grian: I'm driving.
Xisuma, out of view: Shotgun!
Techno, turning to face Xisuma: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Xisuma: WOAH-
Xisuma, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

Grian: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Xisuma: The car takes a screenshot.
Techno: For the last time, get the heck out.

Ren: Do you need dating advice?

Grian: No, I'm with Techno and I still don't know how I did it