Mcyt one shots

Incorrect quotes #16

Quackity: Why do you hate me?!

Amaya: It's not that I hate you, it's that I would unplug your life to charge my phone

Dream: Hey Techno, make out with the next person who walks in the room!

Techno: No way, I'm not 'making out' with anyone 

Grian walks in

Techno: Wait, scratch that-!

*The squad is talking about what it'd be like to open up a homemade Pokemon gym*
Dream, joking: Techno's just sitting at the end, juggling- fushigi-ing 2 glass balls, in super tight pants, just waiting for their kid delivery once they best their minions.
Techno: Well they would be Pokeballs. And also it's not a kid delivery. There's no fucking guarantee that a kid that comes into the beginning of my crucible makes it to the end of it undefeated.
Techno: In fact, I'm gonna stack this gym! With fuckin pros!
Techno: It's- It's gonna be brutal. It's gonna be a torture gym.
Grian: Well- Well what's the theme? Are you like- is it a bug theme, or like-
Techno: YEAH, GRIAN. UH- UH- UH- UH YEAH GRIAN. IM GONNA OPEN UP A BUG TYPE POKEMON GYM. YOU IDIOT.
Techno: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WANT, BECAUSE I WANNA GIVE- I WANNA SHIT OUT BADGES FOR EVERY HAM AND EGGER THAT COMES TO MY FRONT DOOR.
Dream: *Cracking up*
Techno: YEAH, GRIAN. 'Uhh, go Caterpie! >~>' That's me, you FUCKING imbecile. 'Yeah go- uhhh- d-do your best, Kakuna!'
Techno: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOU- Yeah a ~bug type~ gym.
Grian:
Dream: Okaaay-
Grian: Alright, um, I'm gonna go. I've embarrassed myself...
Dream: Maybe fire? Fire type?
Grian: Yeah fire-based? Like- have fires?

Techno: Yeah, yeah I'll probably just- That's a good idea Dream I'll probably just do a fire type one... SO THAT ONE KID WITH ONE BLASTOISE CAN FUCK UP MY WHOLE SHOP.
Techno: KILLED ALL OF US WITH ONE BLASTOISE, HUH? WOW. SHIT I SHOULD'VE-
Grian: Just do rock, then! Just do rock type!
Techno, voice dripping with contempt: The same Blastoise...

Dream: Hey Techno,
Techno: Yes?
Dream: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Techno:
Techno: Where's Grian? *Holds up knife*

Dream: Techno and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
Grian: *Sighing* What did Techno do?
Dream: They chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...
Techno: Who wants a steering wheel?

Corpse: How's the hottest astronaut doing~

Sykkuno: I don't know, how are you?

Techno: I made tea.
Grian: I don't want tea.
Techno: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Grian: Then why are you telling me?
Techno: It is a conversation starter.
Grian: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Techno: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Grian: You're 'the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans', what does that mean?
Techno: It means i was second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
Grian: but what's the first worst thing?
*Awkward pause*
Techno: Grian, they...they weren't always orphans.
Grian:

Grian: I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Techno: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

Amaya: You kill people for money?!
Chandler: I can explain!
Amaya: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

Amaya: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.
Chandler, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Grian: I'm going to take you out
Techno: great, it's a date!
Grian: I meant that as a threat.
Techno: See you at five!