Mcyt one shots

Incorrect quotes #20

Incorrect quotes with some peeps

Fade: We've been conducting an ongoing study to see what Ash will and will not eat.
CGoal: Grass? Yes!
Fade: Moss? Yes!!
CGoal: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Fade: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
CGoal: Worms? Sometimes!
Fade: Rocks? Usually nah.
CGoal: Twigs? Usually!
Fade: Haxis's cooking? Inconclusive!
Zoid: How did you... test this?
Fade: You just hand them stuff and say 'eat this' and if they eat it, they eat it.
Zoid: ...I don't know how to feel about this.
Haxis: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

Fade pulling up to a fight with a gun: I'm ready

Haxis: We said no guns!

Fade: I thought you said no gum!

Ash: Y-you're chewing gum right now!

Fade: *Blows bubble* I'm a wild card

Ash: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Haxis: 'Nicest Smile'
CGoal: 'Kindest Personality'
Awkward: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Fade: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

Ash: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Fade: You're like 15 years old
Ash: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!

Ash: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Fade: That's why I carry two swords.

Ash: Violence isn't the answer.
Fade: You're right.
Ash: *sighs in relief*
Fade: Violence is the question.
Ash: What?
Fade, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Ash, running after them: NO

Ash: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Fade, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Ash:
Ash: fsh

Ash: *Screams*

Fade: *Screams louder to establish dominance

Awkward: Should we do something?

CGoal: No, I want to see who wins.

Awkward: $15 Fade wins

CGoal: Oh it's on

Awkward: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Ash: Is it me, Awkward?
Awkward: No, it's not you.
Fade: Is it me, Awkward?
Awkward: It's not you either.
CGoal: Is it me, Awkward?
Awkward:
Awkward, mockingly: Is IT mE Awkward?

Awkward, banging on the door: Ash! Open up!
Ash: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
CGoal: No, they meant-
Fade: Let them finish.