Seen: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Mythro: Okay, but in my defense, Deaf bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Seen: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!
Deaf, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Mythro: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Deaf: Orange soda, please!
Mythro: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Seen: Me too, strawberry soda.
Deaf:
Mythro: *Gently taps table*
Seen: *Taps back*
Deaf: What are they doing?
jjkay03: Morse code.
Mythro: *Aggressively taps table*
Seen: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-
Deaf: Have you seen a person named 'Mythro' around here?
Seen: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
jjkay03: It looks fine to me?
Seen: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
Deaf: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Mythro: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Seen: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies' eyes!!!
jjkay03: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Deaf: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
Deaf: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Mythro: Several traffic violations.
Seen: Three counts of resisting arrest.
jjkay03: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Blob: Also, that's not our car.
Dream: What does 'take out' mean?
Ex: Food.
Chandler: Dating
Rosy: Murder
Amaya: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Seen: I'm an idiot.
Mythro:
Deaf:
Blob:
jjkay03:
Seen:
Mythro: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
Ex: *Getting down on one knee in front of Hels*
Amaya watching from a distance: Omg it's happening!
Ex: *Falls down*
Amaya: The poison is kicking in...*Insert evil laugh*
Seen: Hey Mythro,
Mythro: Yes?
Seen: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Mythro:
Mythro: Where's Deaf?
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FanfictionJust a random Drabble book. There will be ships, but I am only shipping their Minecraft personas and not IRL. If anyone gets uncomfortable with the ships I will delete this story faster than you could say Quidditch. **Requests open and welcome(neede...
