D O U B LE D I G I T S
Random guy talking to Amaya: I have a pen and paper, you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities!
Chandler going into best friend mode: I have a hand, you have a face, think of the possibilities!
Matthew: I have a fist, you have a stomach, think of the possibilities!
Rosy: You have bones, I have the ability to break bones, think of the possibilities!
Amaya: I have a knife, you have a heart, think of the possibilities!
Random guy talking to Amaya: Wish there was something between us
Amaya: Me too
Random guy blushing: R-really?
Amaya: Yeah, a wall of spikes and skeletons
Techno: If a snake bites you and you die it's poisonous, if you bite a snake and you die it's poisonous, simple.
Tommy: What if I bite it and it dies?
Techno: You're poisonous
Tubbo: What if I bite myself myself and the snake dies?
Techno: That's voodoo
Purpled: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Techno: Correlation
Amaya: What if we bite each other and no one dies?
Techno: Magic
Dream: If you were locked in a room with your worst enemy and me and you had a gun with 2 bullets what would you do?
Tubbo: Do nothing
Tommy: Shoot you both
Ranboo: Shoot the wall twice
Purpled: Shoot my self twice
Dream: I'm not that bad!
Amaya: If I was locked in a closet with you and a homophobic with a gun and 2 bullets I'd shoot you twice
Dream: ...
Chandler: And that's saying something-
Random guy: I want you to stay with me my whole life!
Rosy: So you want me to walk you back?
Random guy: Where?
Rosy: Back to the friend zone where you crawled out of
Matthew: Something has been killing me lately....
Rosy: Good die
Alex: Ew who farted?
Zach: Whoever smelt it dealt it
Jade: Whoever said the rhyme did the crime
Drake: Whoever denied it supplied it
Charli: Whoever detected it projected it
Light: Whoever deduced it produced it
Sora: Whoever made the rebuttal had it come out their butthole
Jaxx: Whoever ruins it emits it
Luca: Whoever starts it continues it
Levi: Whoever draws it rewinds it
Alex: Never mind jeez-
Techno: How do we get Chandler to come out of the pantry?
Dream: Say something factually incorrect about Amaya
Later
Chandler: DID YOU JUST SAY AMAYA IS FUCKING STRAIGHT?!?!?!?!?!
Amaya: One universe, nine planets, one earth, 7 continents, seven seas, 195 countries, 195 states, 7.674 billion people and I had to meet you
Kason: Eight planets actually
Amaya: VIVA LE PLUTO! SCREW YOU!
Rosy: Cheese is cream with holes in it
Chandler: Do penguins have knees?
Matthew: Milk is just cereal water
Dream: What are you doing?
Scarlet: Distracting you
Amaya jumping out a window: SAYONARA!
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