In this wonderful world with the blessing of God of war

4 people go in a graveyard at night..what happened next will suprise you

On a hill, far away from town,There was a public cemetery for poor and homeless people.

Our adventurers are currently trekking though said cemetery

At night

How did it get to this

Well after miraculous earning 1 million Eris from just hunting cabbages, Chris approached me with the masochist crusader hot on her heals

What did chris want from me

To call In her favor

You see

She taught me all of her theif skills and gave me pointers on adventurer stuff that only she knows for free

I was of course skeptical of her, I didn’t for a second get caught in her beauty and kindness and considered her a waifu , nope not for a second (he did)

And now she wanted to add the masochist crusader who goes by darkness into our team

Darkness,oh boy is she a mess

The whole time this was going on she kept looking at me with that look , I have not once in my life felt so violated by a single look

She was a hardcore pervert with masochist to top it off

But that was not the problem

After seeing her tank those cabbages, I had dug into her file by asking around the guild.

I was confused why a crusader, masochist or not didn’t join a party

Answer wasn’t even the fact that she can’t hit anything

It was her constantly spewing her perverted bullshit!!

Story always went around like this

She joins a party

The leader tries to correct something

She takes it the wrong way and gets turned on

Spews her bullshit infront of people making the leader look like a scum

Hell! mark was still being called a pedo because she saw him give a kid some candies

He did not want to deal with that ,he was already called a lot of names in his last life and he didn’t have the energy to deal with that again

So when I saw her talking like long lost sisters with Megumin and aqua

I did the only sensible thing

I dragged Megumin aside and filled her in on the whole thing

She of course accepted to watch my back

At the cost that I accompany her for her daily explosions

To which I reluctantly nodded

Now with darkness added to our team we decided to deal with the problem which have been bothering me for a long time

3 hrs to be exact.