On a hill, far away from town,There was a public cemetery for poor and homeless people.
Our adventurers are currently trekking though said cemetery
At night
How did it get to this
Well after miraculous earning 1 million Eris from just hunting cabbages, Chris approached me with the masochist crusader hot on her heals
What did chris want from me
To call In her favor
You see
She taught me all of her theif skills and gave me pointers on adventurer stuff that only she knows for free
I was of course skeptical of her, I didn’t for a second get caught in her beauty and kindness and considered her a waifu , nope not for a second (he did)
And now she wanted to add the masochist crusader who goes by darkness into our team
Darkness,oh boy is she a mess
The whole time this was going on she kept looking at me with that look , I have not once in my life felt so violated by a single look
She was a hardcore pervert with masochist to top it off
But that was not the problem
After seeing her tank those cabbages, I had dug into her file by asking around the guild.
I was confused why a crusader, masochist or not didn’t join a party
Answer wasn’t even the fact that she can’t hit anything
It was her constantly spewing her perverted bullshit!!
Story always went around like this
She joins a party
The leader tries to correct something
She takes it the wrong way and gets turned on
Spews her bullshit infront of people making the leader look like a scum
Hell! mark was still being called a pedo because she saw him give a kid some candies
He did not want to deal with that ,he was already called a lot of names in his last life and he didn’t have the energy to deal with that again
So when I saw her talking like long lost sisters with Megumin and aqua
I did the only sensible thing
I dragged Megumin aside and filled her in on the whole thing
She of course accepted to watch my back
At the cost that I accompany her for her daily explosions
To which I reluctantly nodded
Now with darkness added to our team we decided to deal with the problem which have been bothering me for a long time
3 hrs to be exact.
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FanfictionKazuma takes a cheat with him Thats it you can figure other stuff out yourself Also There will be kazumin (Starting 2 chaps are similar to canon but it gets better later on)